I like ham sandwhiches... in fact, I've got some ham in my fridge right now which is just beckoning me to make a sandwhich out of it. I've also got some sandwhiches (ham, of course) in the fridge at my work, which I'm gonna take vengence upon them and devour them and their young... because I can. I'm a filthy person with a filthy mouth and an equally filthy mind so I don't see myself as above filthy food. What's that? it fell on the floor? so you're not going to eat it then. Good, more for me.

Of course this is coming from a guy who's dipped chocolate in ranch and enjoyed it.