and everone could go carolling! except, nobody would sing, we'd all just wail on our guitars!

and anyone that plays an instrument like accordian, or bagpipes, would dislike schmange day because they don't believe in guitars (they say things like "rock and roll is not music, now go listen to mozart!")... they believe in almighty music, but not guitars... so they would try to make their own holiday aorund the same time that celebrated something other then guitars...