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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
08/13/2005 3:00 am
Ramen would be way better if it at least had the courtesy to stick with you. Every time I eat ramen I piss in about 10 minutes and I'm hungry ang from anywhere between 20 and 30 minutes afterwards... but I guess I shouldn't have expected so much from a 20 cent meal.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.