...the story ended... right now. I'll post the finished product, therefore meaning it is finished! no more can be added. anything else added will be a new story, and I for one will not participate in it nor keep record of it. here is the story:

Yikes...I need to take a shower before you decide to roast a centipede, who eats tiny crust cololred crumble custard cookies made by tiny green elves, try harder, you elves! So the sequel begins in a time when Earthmanbuck doesn't bother to make the end of the sentence make any sense grammatically even though Jolly basically HANDED it to whoever was next typing. Then earthman grew angry and began to engage into a traditional anger dance which God mistook for a rain dance, so it rained for fourty days, and fourty nights. Which Created a Giant Fighting Robot with machine gun arms named Optimus Prime. I wish everyone had a laser because they're fun. Even though every one would wonder why the robot's machine gun arms are named optimus prime. Then again, chipmunks can eat thousands of baby oxen and their belongings whilst, far away, A woman bakes scones rife with the blood of palestinian children to feed to her FACE, which was uncannily similar to the face of jim nabors during his prime who's known for peanut butter and garlic. On the other hand her scones were a registered trademark of ninja's left sock, which just happened to stink like hell. Ninja knew things like Tae Kwon Do and traditional basket weaving. What's more, Ninja is only three feet tall but has hairy arms and hops around occasionally on bubbly baby bellies. a frog arrived and watched in horror as Ninja proceeded to eat the faces of little Reginald, the famous multi-faced snapper turtle A.K.A. Mr Winky. Now, mr Mr Winky held a very big secret... he had not one, but three large, wet, juicy pairs of aligator skin boots which he used to traverse the perilous passages through time. Mr Winky wrote a book one time, it was called: "Five hundred and eleventy one ways to Easily Create Fantastic 3 feet high lamp posts hanging from other things." The book sucked, and Ninja, frankly was quite the little chef! He could cook all sorts of things, such as live organs meant for organ transfers. His favorite by far was dried lettuce wrapped in orange peel floating in Tia Maria. One day, while Ninja was in his kitchen giving a dog a bone When, all of a sudden the guacamole EXPLODED! the crazy thing was it morphed into an exact replica of magicninja, which then in turn challenged him to a magical ninja battle. magicninja accepted, weilding his Axe of mahogany and bubble wrap. In response, the guacamole simply up and died. Meanwhile, Mister Hagglebeard, magicninja's stately rent boy, decided he'd had enough of Ninja's constant tremelo picking so he summoned forth an evil Avatar of Awesome!!! (with a beard) (and a large boil atop his balding head) Making his move, ninja crept down to the guitar center basement and spitefully began tremolo picking with a banjo without strings then went back to the beginning where endings never happen, just like Henry the VIII. So then he stole a car and drove it into KFC. When he reached the drive-in window he was confronted by the original GT story, which in Akira's opinion, was better than this one, but anyway... the original GT story said "if you wanna be as good as me you have to break it on down!" So Magicninja killed the sacrificial lamb and gave guitar playing powers to pure, so then pure gave the powers to Cryptic who we all know would use them better than anyone else to which Cryptic responded by playing a rockin' guitar solo. Then jiujitsu came along and started roasting marshmallows on a nuclear explosion which at the time, was singing Baby Got Back. From no where came a giant who quickly ran away and would never be heard from again in this story so then the God's of heavy metal resolved to do nothing at all as if they didn't even exist in this story. and then the sacrificial lamb pulled a spoon out of his ear. "Is that the end? You didn't leave any way to keep it going with that one. What now?" questioned the story's primary protagonist who was slowly realizing his illegitimacy as a character. His gaze lifted toward a pile of scones, which looked rather dashing. He stared, infatuated by their green glow caused by radiation from the singing nuclear explosion. Suddenly, one of the scones just sat there... like a scone normally would, until Further Notice came. Finally, after Mr. Notice arrived, the scone opened a lage scale organisation focused on the outright eradication of logical phenomena in the plotline. Thanks to their efforts josh will be drunk again tonight whilst spraying elderly women with machine gun fire. The old lady cried out. then, thrusting her bosom at a group of disgusted choir boys, was looked upon as inexcusable behaviour by the other townspeople. "You'll be back. They all come back!" Ninja whispered folornly, as the story drew abruptly to its end.