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Jolly McJollyson
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Jolly McJollyson
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Joined: 09/07/03
Posts: 5,457
07/25/2005 4:27 am
Needs some editing, but here's our rap song.

Yo yo yo
Where my robots at?
yeah
ha ha

Come on come on COME ON COME ON!

Now SNAP to the year three-thousand AD
the peak...of humanity
thanks in part to the scientific discovery
of the key
to make robots think free
free style!
a mechanical smile
Slides across the visage, but won't change the profile
PROGRAM! Can't be overridden.
Despite the free will that they have been given
to do and say and act the way that's inside their wiring
and listen in cause I'm the robot programmed for freestyling

Rapbot 3000
The robot who is livin' in community housin'
Rapbot 3000
The rockinest robot since the robot Pete Townshend.

Robots betta' recognize my binary flow
Binary rhythms in a binary code
Whole lotta binary a binary load
Binary bomb to binary explode
YEAH! Robots knows that I got...flows
Flow like blood from a cokeheads nose

(Paul):Rapbot, you trippin'!
(Rapbot): You can say that now, but it's me that's flippin'
out RHYMES, like paaaaancakes
you could butta' that flow with laaaand o' lakes
You'd best SNAP to reality
Realize you in my municipality
rap bot always wins, FATALITY!
MORTAL KOOOOMBAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Cuz I'm Rapbot 3000
The robot who is livin' in community housin'
Rapbot 3000
The rockinest robot since the robot Pete Townshend.

(Paul): He's the rapbot, programmed to verse
Colder than the body in the back of the hearse
STEP! You gonna need a nurse
That coold wired robot destroy the universe.
He mixes up rhymes, mixin' up links
Mixin' up rhythms and mixin' up drinks
Mixin' up bombs in the kitchen sink
Throws you off by mixin' up the way he thinks

Cuz he's Rapbot 3000
The robot who is livin' in community housin'
Rapbot 3000
The rockinest robot since the robot Pete Townshend.

(Rapbot): Paul! You recognize my flows?
(Paul): Rapbot! Just like the cokehead's nose?
(R): Entirely...Just like Baba O' Reily
(P): It's a teenage wasteland?
(R): And sinkin like quicksand
(P): Rap about the gangs and teh drugs and the guns
Money? Robot, please, I make tons
(R): I rap about the pimps and the hos and the glocks
the bloods and the crypts with their pistols cocked
(P): I rap about crime, robots doin' time
(R): Make it so sublime, jail's a status goldmine

I'm PROGRAMMED to meet expectations
Built to cater to the masses specifications
I rap about gangs and guns and drugs
cuz it brings in the bills and my programs withough bugs
Now do you have the arrogance to think me smug?
Hope that you're prepared to deal with a thug.

I'm Rapbot 3000
The robot who is livin' in community housin'
Rapbot 3000
The rockinest robot since the robot Pete Townshend.
I want the bomb
I want the P-funk!

My band is better than yours...