Originally Posted by: schmangeheh... that's a whole other story.
I was wasted one night in Eatons and figured nobody was watching so I just picked one up the breadmaker and walked out.
An hour later the cops showed up at my door and charged me with theft but I denied doing it.
Anways, I went to court and plead guilty and got a $100 fine and 50 hours community service working at the food bank.
The dumb thing was the breadmaker was worth $300 bucks and while I worked at the food bank I met my girlfriend and spent the whole summer getting laid, plus the people at the food bank kept giving away all the free food that nobody picked up so I every week I ended up with big bags of free doughnuts and Kraft Mac and Cheese, huge free hams and steaks and all the bagels I could eat. Plus I got to keep the breakmaker.

So you're saying that if I want a good breadmaker all I have to do is steal one? And I get cross-gender relations as well as all the food I need free...? You sure did get the **** end of the stick on that one.