You should try western Pennsylvania. I think, by law, we're entitled to two weeks of decent weather a year and we've already gone through both of them. We get enough rain to consider ourselves Seatle East only without the style, pinache, coffee houses or heroin addicts.

Hazy, hot and humid in the summer, brutally a** chapping cold, snow and ice in the winter. Why stay? Steeler football, Iron City beer and lots and lots of girls with high Steeler hair (blonde with black roots). Plus most of food here is fried up in butter and onions. What more do you need besides your guitar? :D