Kids Saying's

Originally Posted by: zreynoldsp...She went mental, and threatened to smash up one of my guitars - a martin acoustic...

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THAT IS DIRESPECTFUL GODAMMIT!@!!@!@#$#$
What, she think you're a kid or something?!?!?!?
Me and my cousins were playing checkers one day. My auntie (their mom) felt it was keeping us from doing our chores (which it wasn't). She picked up the board and the pieces and threw it into the pit latrine (I was part raised in rural Kenya, so the latrine). The board was not those things we used to make out of cardboard, draw, and use bottle tops for pieces. Nah nah. It was a board bought from the shop, a gift to one of my cousins fro doing well in school or something. For a rural Kenyan boy, it was the ultimate gift. A rarerity in the entire county. Then auntie(I love her by the way) throws it into the PIT LATRINE.
I hope I never get a girl who tries to get between me and the things that matter to me. I guess it's that thing people have, of thinking that they can change you once you get things going.
About love, it's nice to be loved. If you can find it, it's nice to have it.

Originally Posted by: zreynoldspObviously, I told her where she could shove that.... and to my suprise she went ahead and slammed the thing into the ground. I successfully fought the temptation to do the same to her, but told her to get out blah blah blah.

I hope you made her pay for it/took her ass to court.

I'm with Jolly...she should have paid for it...what a bitch...but this all goes back to my theory (still untested) that a guitarist/musician girlfriend would be amazing...not only is that hot, but she'd understand why sometimes you just gotta spend time with your guits.

Well, you must have done something to make her to want to smash the guitar. I mean most people don't just go around destroying things for no reason.

Originally Posted by: iihollyWell, you must have done something to make her to want to smash the guitar. I mean most people don't just go around destroying things for no reason.

it seems iiholly is a woman before she is a guitarist! hehe

Well, I have been female longer than I've been a guitarist what can I say? But also when hearing any story like ," man my mom was screaming at me last night," my first reaction is well what did you do? Almost majority of the time I have found there is "cause for every reaction."

yeah I knoiw, but I dunno if anything warrants the breaking of a Martin.

Maybe not to someone who doesn't know all that much about guitars. I mean I'd never break a martin personally, no matter how pissed I was. I'd steal it rather.

Originally Posted by: iihollyMaybe not to someone who doesn't know all that much about guitars. I mean I'd never break a martin personally, no matter how pissed I was. I'd steal it rather.

Watch out, this one's shifty.

Originally Posted by: iihollyWell, you must have done something to make her to want to smash the guitar. I mean most people don't just go around destroying things for no reason.

Bull.
Nothing justifies breaking up someone's guitar. And a Martin to boot (we all know how cheap they are).
That's like if someone was a race car enthusiast, or a biking fan, and has this souped up Ferrari or Harley, then his girlfriend (FOR WHATEVER REASON, I DON'T CARE) burns the said ferrari or the Harley, and then when he talks about it, you're like "...you must have done something to make her do it..."
Not gonna work for me. If I did something to make her do it, meaning I'm the guilty one, then who is to say she couldn't have been just as guilty, and simply did it out of her own madness?
By the way, I have a crash on you, and if we ever get married, don't ever pull that stunt on me.

Originally Posted by: iihollyWell, you must have done something to make her to want to smash the guitar. I mean most people don't just go around destroying things for no reason.

Well, I guess I had been playing for a while - she was basically such a jealous person that even a guitar seemed a threat to her.....

Sad really... I was happy enough to escape intact to be honest...