Originally Posted by: HootayahDr. Simon has a funny mole on his face that signifies that he's the leader of an alien race of hyrbird humans.
Ever notice how many people have moles on their faces?
The higher the mole, the more seniority they have in the alien race hierachy.

Cindy Crawford is one of the leaders.

You think that funny, hell you should see my ass !!

Two big furry ears and a liking for carrots !!