Ok, the garbage disposal reminded me of a good one. Back when I was in junior high, it was a weekend or something. My mom's boyfriend at the time decided he was gonna clean the garbage disposal. We also had a persian cat at the time as well and those who know, know that persians have very thick fur. So anyway, I notice this awful aroma lingering in the air. I also notice the cat is near by. I made a comment regarding the odor but I brushed it off when my mom's boyfriend said it was the garbage disposal. So I figured to hell with it and pet my cat. And of course, when you pet a cat they fling their tails up. And low and behold, that damn thing had a dingleberry literally the size of a softball. What a sight.
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Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.