... it really is too gross... so I'll just tell you the second worst gross thing to ever happen to me.
Way back in the day... we were having garbage disposal problems. After about 2 days of letting the food fester and spoil in the garbage disposal, my mom decided that it had to be fixed, and true to her handywoman nature, she followed through with her word, requesting my immediate assistance. I was to hold a plug in the other side of the sink, and she was to start the disposal and see what happened (this is after a tremendous amount of plunging). She started it, stood back, and wham! Chunks of egg shell, bananna peel... yucky yucky slum, raw meat, all over my face and clothes. So, so smelly... and the most hilarious part about it was that there were pieces of all this stuff dangling from my hair!
You happy? Not as gross as the other one but gross still yet.