90% of my sustenance back in my college years came from Mexican Pizzas from T-Bell. In fact, Taco Bell used to be my favorite fast food restaurant. However, I went to one here in Memphis a few months ago. I was about to place my order when I noticed a gigantic cockroach crawling on the wall behind the order whore.

Pregnant mothers would kill to have their soon-to-be newborns come out as large and healthy as this abomination. A cockroach that size must've been pretty old, and I instantaneously conjured up images in my mind of cockroach breeding lairs in the ground beef bucket. I was repulsed and instantly lost my appetite. I walked out the door and I've never returned. I generally hate fast food and maybe get it once a month tops, but now Taco Bell has joined KFC on my boycott list.