Originally Posted by: Andrew SaJolly, since you are so amazingly good and speedy at penning lyrics, I am putting a challenge to you...
I will give tou two days to write a new song.."Easy!" I hear you exclaim...but tis not that simple, alas...there is a catch...You have to write this song on my terms...here they are.

1)The song can have any structure, but has to exceed 120 words.
2)The song has to feature a chorus.
3) The song must include the words...rabbit, apple, oak tree and evangelist!

Your time starts now...lets see what you have by Wednesday evening.

Good Luck, we all know you can do it!

Here it is, my rockabilly crapsterpiece.


Welllll....Give me a minute, nay an hour to swing
Give me a second to jiiiiiive
But don't you put a limit on my rock and roll
Baby it keeps me aliiiive

Cuz it's one...two...three four five
Let's get ready to roll
Steady so steady
like a rabbit we're ready
According to the latest polls
Cuz it's one...two...three four five
A six seven eight nine please don't hide
A let's rock
roll
and do it all toniiiiiggght

Wellll....Hand me an apple or a plum or a peach
I'm hungerin' and it's the woooorst
But no matter how hungry and tired I get
Rock N' Roll will quench my thiiiirst

Cuz it's one...two...three four five
Let's get ready to roll
Steady so steady
like a rabbit we're ready
According to the latest polls
Cuz it's one...two...three four five
Stronger than an oak tree rock never dies
A let's rock
roll
and do it all toniiiiiggght

Now don't get me wrong...
I'm honest on this
I'm no hypocritical evangelist
A let's Rock
roll
and do it all toniiiiiigggght