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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
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Cryptic Excretions
Attorney at Law
Joined: 01/31/04
Posts: 3,055
05/26/2005 9:26 pm
Yes, all hail me and my greatness. I am so great that I deserve such praise. Both of my loyal followers, you shall be my right hand men. As my right hand men your first assignment is to recruit followers. I'll take care of some paperwork, I've got to get ahold of the devil see if he'll sell us the president's soul. If we can buy it off him then we've got instant access to the whole damn country as well as international leaders. Now go and bring me followers.
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