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Jolly McJollyson
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05/03/2005 6:10 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsNeither, he's dead. In his lifetime he was a reputable rapper yeah, but he was burnt to ashes. It even says it in the bible. Book of Vader, chapter 13 verse 2, And thou art Vader doth be burnt to pieces and all rejoiced.

You have forgotten that later in the very same book (chapter eleventy-seven verse Q) it goes on to say: "And so Vader shall rise from the dust to become more powerful than man can possibly imagine."
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R. Shackleferd
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05/03/2005 6:39 pm
This had better not start a ____ vs Vader threads...like say Sauron, the Lord of the Rings, in combat (physical or otherwise) with Vader. I dunno, they might become buds instead, as they both like the dark side, both like killing their underlings, both hide their faces, and both seem to lose to outnumbered rebellions.
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05/03/2005 7:35 pm
Yeah, those two would probably end up forming a support group.
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Cryptic Excretions
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05/03/2005 8:51 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonYou have forgotten that later in the very same book (chapter eleventy-seven verse Q) it goes on to say: "And so Vader shall rise from the dust to become more powerful than man can possibly imagine."


Have you not read it the whole way through? Did you even look at The Book of Vader's Death? In chapter onety-one verse ¢À it said before Vader could fully rise from the dust someone came at him with a Dirt Devil and cleaned his ass to the grass.
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05/03/2005 9:22 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsHave you not read it the whole way through? Did you even look at The Book of Vader's Death? In chapter onety-one verse ¢À it said before Vader could fully rise from the dust someone came at him with a Dirt Devil and cleaned his ass to the grass.

Ya, but you do know that there are at least 4 imposter piles of Vader dust....and besides, have you ever seen a dirt devil in any of the star wars movies? The answer is no, because Vadar invented it it after his "death" that may or maynot have actually occured.
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05/04/2005 2:58 am
Originally Posted by: crazywolf...and besides, have you ever seen a dirt devil in any of the star wars movies? ...
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Cryptic Excretions
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05/04/2005 12:26 pm
Originally Posted by: Lordathestrings[font=trebuchet ms]R2D2 is a re-conditioned shop vac.[/font]


Exactly, and he was there when vader was incinerated so after the bonfire and some smores luke and the others said "Hey, R2, clean that **** up". So naturally R2 made some beeps and swept that **** up.
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Jolly McJollyson
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05/04/2005 1:47 pm
Lies, all lies.
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Cryptic Excretions
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05/04/2005 4:13 pm
Originally Posted by: Jolly McJollysonLies, all lies.


You're just in denial. It's ok. I had to accept the truth too. I know it's hard, but Darth is gone and he's not coming back.
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