[font=trebuchet ms]Face the East (or whatever direction your parents happen to be), bow so deeply that your forehead brushes the ground, and repeat fervently "I am not worhy! I am not worthy! I am not worthy!... but if I work at it diligently I may be..."

You will need to play around with the settings to find a combination that produces what you feel is 'your sound', but you are already miles ahead of what most of us mere mortals have to work with.[/font]