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Cryptic Excretions
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04/28/2005 4:37 pm
Furthermore, what could be funnier than seeing someone you know on esorn? http://www.esorn.ag.state.oh.us/Secured/p23.aspx?oid=30171

I went to highschool with that goon. I never knew his middle name was Amadeus.
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guitarfreak141
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04/28/2005 6:14 pm
thats hilarious
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SPL
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04/28/2005 11:15 pm
Originally Posted by: Cryptic ExcretionsI see your 72 in a county and raise you up to 1040 in my county.[/QUOTE]

I see your 1040, and raise it to 10626!!! :eek:

Originally Posted by: 6strngs_2hmbkrsI don't think it's possible to look up sex offenders from california


It sure as hell is! http://www.meganslaw.ca.go

[QUOTE=PonyOne]keep in mind that in some states, depending on the laws there, "sex with a minor" can mean "18 year old with 16 year old" if the parents of the younger person or the younger person themselves want to raise hell over it.


Very true. But just look at some of these cases, most of these guys are much older than 18, and most seem to have been convicted for sexual acts with minors under 14/15.
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Kevin Taylor
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04/28/2005 11:28 pm
Originally Posted by: PonyOnekeep in mind that in some states, depending on the laws there, "sex with a minor" can mean "18 year old with 16 year old" if the parents of the younger person or the younger person themselves want to raise hell over it.


To be fair, it doesn't actually say he's been convicted of sex with a minor...unless somebody knows otherwise.

Classification:
Sexually Oriented Offender
Offense(s):
2907.05- Gross Sexual Imposition

Gross Sexual Imposition can mean anything... he could have been caught licking his grandmothers butt for all we know....

.... and eeeewww!!
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Cryptic Excretions
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04/29/2005 12:35 pm
Originally Posted by: PonyOneyeah, SUPERFREAK over there... well... i'd probably have personality/social issues if i looked like that too.[/QUOTE]

To a degree you have no idea. Seriously, that guy's life is based around drugs.

and

[QUOTE=SPL]I see your 1040, and raise it to 10626!!!


All I can say is Holy ****.
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04/29/2005 2:24 pm
Shoulda been "raise it BY..."

There's actaully 11,666 of them. :rolleyes:
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Cryptic Excretions
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04/29/2005 3:08 pm
Originally Posted by: SPLShoulda been "raise it BY..."

There's actaully 11,666 of them. :rolleyes:


Isn't it nice to know that there's that many people out there that get that careless with their pants? Blows my mind. I'm never getting laid.
The Gods Made Heavy Metal, And They Saw That It Was Good
They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would

Hulk Smash!!

Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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04/29/2005 6:48 pm
Originally Posted by: SPLShoulda been "raise it BY..."

There's actaully 11,666 of them. :rolleyes:

is that county or state?
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SPL
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04/29/2005 7:51 pm
Originally Posted by: elklanderccis that county or state?


That's in Los Angeles County.
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04/29/2005 8:54 pm
Seriously though, for SUPERFREAK!

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It should've read:

Scars, Marks, Tattoos:
WOULD YOU FORGET THAT FACE??

That's going to haunt me for years.
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