Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheartJunk,trash,crap e.c.t.

Slap on some fresh high top kicks,gangsta threads and some dope platinum bling and your a rapper.You don't have to know how to rap,just write down some silly 'poetic' lyrics about how hot and untouchable you are,have your friend that has a computer lay down something simple beats in fruity loops and thats it.

The 10 steps to be a rapper...

#1 Always swear alot.MF'er is the current mainstay and can fill gaps where other intelligent,yet unaccepted words may fit.

#2 If you don't have a heavy african american accent,then you must develop one.Proper english is not an option either.Ebonics(bad english) and trendy slang is a must.

#3 Rip off any popular rhymes or beats you hear.

#4 Dress the role.Even more so if you are not black.Wear non-existent gang colors and walk with an attitude.Be ready to take your shirt off and fight at the drop of a hat(usually when engaged with an elderly woman asking that you please be silent during a movie).

#5 Claim you have money,girls and guns.

#6 Say you have been shot numerous times and have been to prison(for murder if at all possible)

#7 Say you grew up in the streets of (insert rough place here)

#8 Talk about dealing crack,smoking weed all the time and running from the cops.

#9 If you are black,use the 'N' word to address people.If you are caucasian use the 'N' word to commit suicide.

#10 If another rapper 'dis's you,attempt a drive by,but miss and hit a pregnat woman or child on a bike.

And there you have it.Just remember one last thing...don't get gold or platinum teeth...you'll get them kicked out in prison.

Later G!