Originally Posted by: HammurabiChuck- Jean would tear you a new one. I very much doubt he fights irl like he does in movies.

Heh,thats my point...he dosn't know how to fight in real life.I would 'hope' he didn't try any movie stuff otherwise I would die laughing.If he made any of his signature sounds I would croak!

I would bet money that if a mugger/random attacker went after van dam,he would push,shove and throw punches from his shoulder or mabey a roundhouse to the assailents ass.Actually,I can picture him trying to run away and the attacker grabbing his shirt taking him down.No time to prep for the 'match' or think about form...when it all hits the fan,van damm would be a victim...

And jean couldn't tear anything except his pants while doing a split...