Originally Posted by: chucklivesoninmyheartVan Damm is no fighter.He is an actor in good shape...heck,I could wreck him in a real encounter.He would try to square off or something as I strike first and straight blast him into a full shred.
He would be shouting "Matai!" or something as I destroy his eyes and disfigure his face.
uh huh... and I could beat up jackie chan blindfolded with my hands tied behind my back, and with roller skates on my feet... while he is given all the weapons he could ever want