Flashy stage tricks

Just throw yourself on the ground like you passed out and slowly rise back onto your feet while your guitar is in the air and playing a solo. Sort of like your guitar is pulling you back up with some kind of awsome force. Or you could just jump in the air and land on your knees and start playing like crazy like your having a seizure.

How can you still play while your girlfriend is making out with you? Wouldnt she get in the way? Of course unless you are very skilled in this matter, your solo might end up with you lying on the stage with ur girlfriend ripping your pants off and giving them to the stunned audience, and then the crowd errupts into a huge riot throwing chairs, crushing parked cars, taking down stop signs and throwing them through store windows...not from experience or anything like that.

Just run around sideways on the ground like Angus and before songs GRAB YOUR HAND AND GIVE A TOAST WITH YOUR GOBLET OF ROCK... Nah dude, just try playing behing your head and uf you have time before a semi hard lead play behing your back but practice rehookin your strap for a while so you dont screw the entire song.