Varity (?!) is the spice of life. Without someone making off the wall music, we'd all be bored, so for that, I appreciate what Bofatron is doing. I even actually enjoy it. I've only listened to "No Sir, I Don't Like It", but I'm going to look at some more of your MP3's. I think the thing with your music is it's something you have to listen to in order to fully appreciate it, you can't simply have it playing in the background. I hope you don't think I'm trying to belittle your music there, because I have far from any right and, more importantly, I do like (what I've heard so far).
On an earlier note: Melody and speed can go togeather, but it really does depend on the melody AND the speed, (Satch, Vai, Johnson). Bof was right when he said speed is an excellent way of grapping someone's attention, the important thing is to do something special for them once you've got it.
Anyway, I'm beginning to bore even myself so God know's how you're feeling, so I'll leave y'fer awhile.