Originally Posted by: LeedoggYou got it dude. I'm his personal trainer/nutritionist. I feed him a diet high in red meat, trans-fats, and MSG. I try to get him to exercise but he won't do it. The only movement he gets is when he makes a fist and pounds his chest to get things going again.

No, no, no, he has machines to do that for him. What's that line from [U]Star Wars[/U]? "He's more machine than man now." He's Darth Cheney. You can't hope to defeat him with simple dieting trickery, young Skywalker.