"It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will play itself." ~ J.S. Bach
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I gigged with a band (3 lesbians & 2 straight guys) a few times. The bass player (girl) actually used a vibrator. She would slap it on the strings a couple times then hold it there. I'm NOT kidding... I'm surprised I never told you that story.