Originally Posted by: Dr_simonMay your valves still heat and your cathodes emit for many years to come !

And may your phallus still operate properly!

May your hair remain chained firmly to your head!

May your knees never give out after walking ten steps!

May you never forget why you entered or left a room the moment you do it!

May your wrinkles wish themselves away!

May your muscles recover in less than an eleven day period after five minutes on a treadmill!

May your spectacles always be the same prescription!