Wait how did I miss this thread? It's already 4 pages long! A guy misses one day on the forum.... and has to catch up on all this reading... aye yai aye...

This whole "ask for love advice on the internet" seems kind of pathetic to me. But sicne I'm a pathetic guy in general. I'll join in.

Ok I try to rely on humor here. I'm actually quite a hoot (perhaps I shouldn't act so arrogant). I'd say random tid bits of information that have no rellevance to the subject whatsoever like, "Hey I'm such and such, but my internet codename is Digit, and I play guitar, pretty cool huh? Ya so the other day on the forum guitar tricks I was talking to eggman and this happened..."

By now she is thoroughly repulsed by you. Then you can get the black mail thing goin', "If you don't go out with me, I will have a conversation like this with you for the rest of your life." Then you could be set, and show your real self during the date.

OR

she may never have been listening to you in your opening. If you can tell she's not hearing a word you are saying just be like, "Hey, you wanna go out sometime, ya kno dinner and a movie, then go to your place for a night of rowsing sex? If you have no response, or if you have a negative response, then I'll take your answer to be yes." Then you're in the clear.

-Sorry for the opulent vocabulary, I've been hannging around a lot of dorks lately, and it kind of rubbed off (NO!!! I am one of those dorks!!!), I've gotta go find my jock friends that I hung out with a week ago.

Good luck man.

(note: This whole comment was sarcastic, and the actions that are said to lead to a relationship will not work out unless:

You are not wearing pants when you are reading this.
You are wearing a diaper when you are reading this.
You are me.
I am you.
Insert some other witty thing right here.)


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