Originally Posted by: arcane scienceThesauruses are of good use in times like these.

Ooo, how about "Thesaurus!"

...My band is called "Dj Valhalla and the Lords of Rock."

You could be one of the following:

Badboy McGee and the kickass three

Garage

Hellevator

Gov'na Hash

Oompa Loompa Dance

Whiskey Dick

Cap'n Clap the Herpelators!

Etc.

That's all I can think of for right now. I'll try to think of a few more by the end of the day.