What is this Donnie Darko you're always referring to? I can never tell if it's a movie or a band or an album or all three. I'm too lazy to Google it, even though it would have taken considerably less effort to Google it than type this relatively enormous post.

Anyways, give me the goods! If it's a movie, what's the plot? Who's in it? If any of the actors has the word "Baldwin" in their names, don't bother.