Ah… lovable and adorably cute Schmange. What ever did happen to him?

The story goes that he is now sailing happily around the world on his $50 million dollar yacht with a bevy of beauties tending to his every want and need.

Some rumors have surfaced that it's just possible he spontaneously combusted from playing too damned well.

Whatever the real truth is, he will always be remembered as a legend in his own mind. The c0ck of the walk and a man you'll remember for a lunchtime.

Yes, ladles and gentleben, goys and birls… here's a toast to the late Schmange.

Having a friend like Schmange was almost as good as having the best friend in the world.

Schmange :eek:
March 6, 2000 - December 31, 2004