To answer your question, yes, I've got a friend like that. Every time he introduces me to anyone he tells them I play guitar and basically forces me to play something for them... it's downright embarassing sometimes.
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
