Occasionally, I get to thinking that the piano is a superior instrument to the guitar, due to the ease of both playing a good groove (Canteloupe Island) as well as the ease of playing massively fast (Fantasie Impromptu), but then I throw on some Vai, Satch, Malmsteen, etc. and realize that you can fake most piano things on the guitar, but you just can't emulate a lot of guitar-specific tones and moves on a piano.
"You must stab him in the heart with the Bone Saber of Zumacalis... well, you could stab him in the head or the lungs, too... and the saber, it probably doesn't have to be bone, just anything sharp lying around the house... you could poke him with a pillow and kill him."
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Universal Re-Monster
