What I'd really want is act like I don't know anything about guitar( as in "... is a fret board a forum you go to when you want to complain about stuff or something?..."), and start learning everything from scratch in a totallyu organised manner,coz the little I know has been learnt in a very haphazard manner.
I'll go to a conservatoire when my dollars stuff gets sorted out.
Meanwhile, I got these guitar book published by Berklee and written by William Leavitt.
It's a totally beginners book,and it's a good starting point.