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08-15-2002, 08:39 AM
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Well I woke up this morning and I had myself a beer,
I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..
Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
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08-15-2002, 10:30 AM
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Originally posted by Locomotive breath
...Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
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Only if someone puts a contract out on you.
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08-15-2002, 01:05 PM
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Only if someone puts a contract out on you. [/B]
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Wait, there's more.
Well I got in the car and put my foot down on the throttle,
Drove down to the liquor store and I got myself a bottle,
As I left the store, I picked up a whore
she was cute, but she was no model.
P.S. I'm so over writer's block.
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08-17-2002, 12:33 PM
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Try this on for size..an old Elton John diddy.
It's a lttle bit runny..
as I look inside,
this toilet bowl,
smells like I died,
there's chocolate stains,
as I flush it down,
the bathroom walls are,
a darker shade of brown...
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08-19-2002, 05:05 PM
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He's a genius!
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08-23-2002, 03:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Locomotive breath
Try this on for size..an old Elton John diddy.
It's a lttle bit runny..
as I look inside,
this toilet bowl,
smells like I died,
there's chocolate stains,
as I flush it down,
the bathroom walls are,
a darker shade of brown...
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thats sick!!! dude i was eating chocolate ice cream when i read that! thanks for spoiling my appetite, man...
Just kiddin 
but still, keep your bowel movements out of your lyrics.
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08-23-2002, 03:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Locomotive breath
Well I woke up this morning and I had myself a beer,
I walked down to the jiffy and whupped up on this queer,
Went inside and saw a rag head standing near,
So I pulled out my gun and I shot him through the ear,
It's another non-returnable bottle..
Do I have a hit on my hands or what?
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well first of all you stole the first line from Jim Morrison.
"well i woke up this mornin, and i got myself a beeeer."
its on the song Roadhouse Blues, and half of america would recognize that line as a morrison line. |
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