Here's a song I wrote based on this little incident. Wherever you see NY3, it's pronounced New York Three, I just like the way NY3 looks.

I literally cannot wait to play this to our junior-high-girl-fans at our show this Friday.

NY3

Injustice in New York
where there’s a brand new rule:
a naughty body part
cannot be said in school
Hey intellects!
you’ve got yourselves to blame
you should have given it
a less offensive name

Free the NY3 (x4)

It’s for our childrens’ sake
we hold this point of view
or they might learn the facts of life
before we want them to
remove the vile word
wherever it’s displayed
there’s no place for anatomy
in this enlightened age

Free the NY3 (x12)

Vagina!
Vagina!
Vagina!
Vaginaaaaaaa!

Fast forward twenty years
the kids are safe at last
the word that scarred their ears
is now a thing of past
the girls wear panties
with censor-bars in front
and every day in fifth-grade health
they learn about their ****s

Free the NY3 (x8)

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Can't a Captain look at a Queen?

Hmmm, so why don't we deny reality that people have/are being killed AND show the kids tits and ass at the same time. Then we would be a perfectly sane country....

Good song though earthy. Humorous stuff. People do tend to blow such things out of proportion. Them young teen girls should love it.

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Let your soul shine. Its better than sunshine. Its better than moonshine. Damn sure better than rain.

I love it! *swoon*

Nah its good. Good work.

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"How wondrous familar is a fool!"
Ahab
www.soundclick.com/msholly

Did you guys end up playing this one?

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Not at a show, no. That dance we were supposed to play got canceled. The jerks who run the place decided they wanted 100% of the take, so the people organizing told them to go bone themselves.

It is a cool song, though. And very fun to play.

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Can't a Captain look at a Queen?