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01-20-2006, 06:33 AM
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Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Things I am not
whilst in a not-too sober frame of mind a few weeks ago, I compiled a mental list of things I am not...for instance...:
I am not tall
I am not dark-haired
I am not employed
but most importantly of all.... I AM NOT...OFF to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz, because because because because, because of the wonderful things he does!!!
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01-20-2006, 08:44 AM
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Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Things I am:
Hungover at work right now.
Miserable.
Hungry and Queasy.
Sensitive to light.
Headache-prone.
Sleepy.
A badass.
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01-20-2006, 09:12 AM
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Attorney at Law
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Things I will be (when I grow up):
Solid Snake
An intergalactic bounty hunter
a sinking tanker ship
a cactuar
a box of business card holders
a test tube baby
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They Said To Play It Louder Than Hell, We Promised That We Would
Hulk Smash!!
Whatever you do, don't eat limes. A friend of mine ate a lime once and BAM!! Two years later. Herpes.
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01-20-2006, 09:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: A theatre near you
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Things I have eaten in the past:
paperclips
meat
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01-20-2006, 02:21 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Woodville, Ontario, CANADA, Planet Earth
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What I did last night, got fireworks shot at me by my friends-and taped it!
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For life is quite absurd and death's the final word, You must always face the curtain with a bow
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.
METOOB
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01-20-2006, 06:44 PM
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Vote For Pedro
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Houston, TX
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I Am Not
A neurosurgeon
A corrupt government official
A famous blind piano player
A famous guitar player
I Am
good at killing deer.
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I am a constant evolving music machine. Oh Man, I just forgot what I was playing. Oh well, on to the next song. 
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01-20-2006, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Western, NY
Posts: 785
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