A GT dream
Last night I had an odd dream about GT, so I figured I'd share it.
In my dream, we had all finally decided to have a big GT convention. We got together at this place called the Myspace Hotel, where apparently everyone who had a myspace account lived.
Anyhow, a bunch of us were hanging out in this massive super-chlorinated pool, and someone said "Hey, you know Bob from myspace? I bet he's gay!!" Everyone started guffawing and saying "Yeah, I bet he's gay! What a gay!" Then ericthecableguy said "I wish we could find out if he's really gay," so I said "Well, I'll go ask him." Everyone started cheering and laughing, saying "OHHHH!!!! Brendon's gonna ask if he's gay!!!" So I started up the steps to Bob's apartment, thinking 'What a bunch of idiots.'
The room I was staying in for the convention was on the way to Bob's room, so I thought 'well, I might as well stop in and check my e-mail first.' I went in and found I had 3 new messages in my inbox.
The first was from Bob. The subject heading was "I'm not gay." I opened it up and it said "I know you guys are wondering if I'm gay. Well, I'm not gay." I exited out of the e-mail and said to myself, "there, problem solved."
The second was from Lordathestrings, and basically went on and on about how funny it was that Bob was probably gay. And there were tons of emoticons. Like, after every 2 words, there was some totally unrelated smiley or animated thing. I thought 'wow, LatS has really lost his edge,' and responded to the e-mail, saying "You sure like your emoticons, lolz!"
The third e-mail was from magicninja. It read as follows:
"I think maybe we should all stop saying Bob is gay because he's probably not and it's not very nice to say he is if he isn't. Also, I'm writing to warn you and acapella because if he's not gay, then we mods will know and you might get kicked out of the Myspace Hotel."
Then I woke up.
In conclusion, WTF?!?!?!?!