Yeah? I think yo mommas attractive too!!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!!!!!!!!!!

*shoots himself in the temple*

Bam. It's funny cause i was telling the truth.

That reminds me of something my bud said last night. He was 3 sheets to the wind, and just out of nowhere, he turns to my friend and says "Hey, let's just punch eachother in the face till one of us dies."
You had to be there, but i laughed for ten minutes straight.

That makes one of us... :)

You been to woodville before?

Is that some horrible Dr. Suess nightmare?

All the woods down in woodville like Kwanzaa a lot,
But mean senator Strom on the mountain did not.

If that ain't funny, I don't know what is.

I've been to Woodbridge quite a few times but can't recall ever hearing the name Woodville before.