Funnyiest thing this kid said.....

[DreamRyche2112]

Funnyiest thing this kid said.....

On the audioglaxy mesage board ( really dumb people). He said " Pertucci would not even be able to come close to the speed of kirk Hammett".

Im still laughing about that one. It is not even a comparisson.

And another Person said that Satriani owns Steve Vai.... I mean why even compare them..... they are basically both the same... they are masters. They are so klose...... Im not een going to try and compare them.

[concrete chaos]

its what hes been brainwashed to say buy all these hypes that th media puts on ppl it chooses then it decides to kick em off the pedastal anytime it wants to. so some dumb Ass can say something like that.

comparing artists is just another way of boxing art up..
be free music is in harmony not in concrete.

[aiwass]

Even I am faster than Kirk Hamster...

[Yngtchie Blacksteen]

Me too, not that I go around telling people or anything, cause it's nothing to brag about even.:D

[DreamRyche2112]

So am I... doesnt take to much..... hehehehehe......

[Death55]

I'm also faster than kirk . I wonder how many other people on this site are. Not long ago i was telling my friend how i'm so much better than kirk and he got really angry with me and started telling me how he was one of the top 100 guitarists in the world(im guessing it must be done on some kind of popularity thing). But yeah, that kid really it a dumbass. Satch and vai are very similar in ways so that other person must have been a dumbass too.

[Edited by Dr_simon on 01-02-2004 at 02:19 PM]

[Meany_1]

Can I Just say that all guitarists r better than each other in different ways ie Stevie Vai is amazin at finger tappin and playin real fast but someone like Kirk Hammett is good at showin off and posin on the stage.

Also Joe Santriani tought Stevie Vai, Kirk Hammett and Slash(Loads of other ppl 2)

so in a way He should be better than all of em

[TheWizard]

Kirk could have been amazing and some of his stuff is but it seems like at some point he just stopped caring

i would say that vai is somewhat better than satch

he just seems much more creative

[Death55]

Originally posted by Meany_1
Also Joe Santriani tought Stevie Vai, Kirk Hammett and Slash(Loads of other ppl 2)
so in a way He should be better than all of em
Just because he taught them doesnt mean he should be better. Maybe he was a lot better than them when he started teaching them but that doesnt mean they cant become better than him !

[Leedogg]

Originally posted by Meany_1
Also Joe Santriani tought Stevie Vai, Kirk Hammett and Slash(Loads of other ppl 2)

Satch taught Slash? I never heard that before.

[aiwass]

Originally posted by Meany_1
Can I Just say that all guitarists r better than each other in different ways ie Stevie Vai is amazin at finger tappin and playin real fast but someone like Kirk Hammett is good at showin off and posin on the stage.

Also Joe Santriani tought Stevie Vai, Kirk Hammett and Slash(Loads of other ppl 2)

so in a way He should be better than all of em

Jesus...

1) Vai isn't that fast, and not that amazing at tapping. He kicks ass at many things, but those are hardly his greatest strengths.

2) No matter what you say, Kirk does NOT look good on stage. Kind of like a transvestite who's forgotten to shave.

3) It is a well-known phenomenon that a student can become better than his/her teacher.

4) Satch did not teach Slash.

[Pantallica1]

LMAO@"Looks like a transvestite who has forgotten to shave!"

Has anyone heard the song of off St. Anger where Kirk sings back-up VOX.

OMG, he sounds like Elmo on crack.

"I'm falling in anger, I'm falling in anger."

I think that's what he's saying. I saw it on some awards show. It was so terrible and so funny at the same time.

[sambob]

Some other funny quotes from people:

"Kirk Hammet is THE best, I've never even heard of Allan Holdsworth, Shawn Lane, Frank Gambale...any of those guys you mentioned!"

Of course I edited it, so its understandable (took out all the "u" and "nevah"s and **** like that.

[the fool]

quote:
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Originally posted by Pantallica1

Has anyone heard the song of off St. Anger where Kirk sings back-up VOX.

OMG, he sounds like Elmo on crack.
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IT WASN'T REALLY ELMO!!!????

[DreamRyche2112]

I would have to say that Vai is more creative than Satriani.... But remember he frikin grew up playin with ZAPPA. Gotta learn something from him. I do think Stariani fingers fly a whole lot faster than via's tho. Satch's fingers are huge and he's all over the places at soe points... really fun to watch.

HAHAHA...... good debate were the drums in St. Anger on a Foldger's coffe can or did the drummer hook up with the cookie monsters set ... A huge garbage Can....

I think the Garbage can works... because the music is Trash. IMO

[TheWizard]

wait wait wait

so ive now read that Satriani taught Vai how to play? and that Satriani grew up playing with Zappa (whose the man)

something doesnt seem right, Vai and Satriani sound nothing alike in my opinion I cant see one teaching the other anything

[Pantallica1]

No. Satch taught Vai. Vai played with Zappa.

[DreamRyche2112]

Yeah Vai has played with Zappa, David Lee Roth, and thats where he hooked up with billy sheean.

Satch played with deep purple for a while..... AND.... whats funny is that Steve Vai hooked Joe up with a record deal.... so without Vai theer would be no satch... and vice versa in a way.