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i hear the US military making Iraqi POW's listen to Metallica round the clock to get them to confess re: whereabouts of WMDs.Is 'Sandman' the best way to get them talking? I reckon Mariah Carey/Celine Dion spliced with r n b/garage/rap and a hefty mix of 70's prog rock while being made to watch 'The Wedding Planner' would have them begging for mercy in no time.
Tele Master
05-22-2003, 08:32 PM
I agree with you. Man, if someone forced me to listen to Celine Dion I would tell anyone, what they wanted to know.In a heartbeat.
PonyOne
05-23-2003, 05:07 PM
I can just picture all these Iraqi army guys headbanging and throwing the US troops metal...
I kind of liked Henry Rollins' solution to the problems of the middle east (well, it was specifically Israel/Palestine but it all works): just drop a whole ton of Ramones CD's, tapes, records, shirts, etc and flood the airwaves with their songs & videos. Then everyone in the middle east will become Ramones fans, and rather than blow eachother up, they'll be brothers & sisters and get together to drink, eat pizza and headbang. Gabba gabba hey!
PonyOne
05-23-2003, 05:24 PM
Hey, you know what? Now I'm thinking of songs that I would blast at Iraqis in the name of peace and solidarity (or just scaring them out of a building).
-Saddam A Go Go (GWAR)
-Aneurism (Nirvana)
-One (Metallica) but just the solo, looped for like 45 mins
-Never Met A Girl Like You Before (Edwin Collins)
-Search And Destroy (Iggy Pop & The Stooges)
-Be Quick Or Be Dead (Iron Maiden)
-Train Of Consequences (Megadeth)
-Where Is My Mind? (Pixies)
-The Key To Gramercy Park (Deadsy)
-Stupid Marriage (The Specials) <---this would start a mass suicide
-Crazy Beat (Blur)
-Song 2 (Blur)
-To The End (Blur)
-Girls & Boys (Blur)
-White Lines (Grandmaster Flash feat. Melle Mel and the Furious 5)
-Like Linus (Deftones) <---this is actually a really great metal song, you probably haven't heard it, so check it out
-Looking Down The Barrel Of A Gun (Beastie Boys)
-Maybe I'm Dead (Money Mark)
-Fell In Love With A Girl (White Stripes)
-Seven Nation Army (White Stripes)
There are more, but, I can't think of em right this moment.
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