Ponyone's Random Thought Theatre

[PonyOne]

The best way to eat hommus is with your finger.

If you turn your headlights on at light speed, what would happen?

The worst thing about King Kong walking down your street is that the children could look up and see the giant genetalia.

If birds are evolved from lizards then how come they can't do that tongue flippy thing?

What do Previa, Impreza, Escalade and Camry mean?

That's all for now, folks.

[Dr_simon]

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object ?
(stolen from Ian Banks !!)

[PonyOne]

He who builds castle in sand wastes time.

Woman who thinks many thoughts at high volume is labelled obnoxious extrovert.

If I throw my car into park at 120 mph what will happen?

[Christoph]

You'll be buying a new transmission.

[Lordathestrings]

Originally posted by PonyOne
The best way to eat hommus is with your finger.I prefer to eat the fingers separately.

Originally posted by PonyOne
If you turn your headlights on at light speed, what would happen?The light from the headlights is 'red shifted' and becomes mostly infra-red.

Originally posted by PonyOne
The worst thing about King Kong walking down your street is that the children could look up and see the giant genetalia.If the sight of hairy creatures with small brains and large balls is traumatic, don't watch WWE!

Originally posted by PonyOne
If birds are evolved from lizards then how come they can't do that tongue flippy thing?.Their tongues would get wrapped around their feet while they were flying, and then they couldn't land.

Originally posted by PonyOne
What do Previa, Impreza, Escalade and Camry mean?."Yuppie-puppies on board".

[Bardsley]

Originally posted by Lordathestrings
"Yuppie-puppies on board".
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:cool:

Here's mine:
"What are some of the positions assumed by artists as consumers in relation to parent culture (avant garde vs. mainstream, trash vs. taste, amateurism vs. professionalism)?" :eek:
OK, fine, it's really a question I have to answer for an art tutorial, but hey, it's even sillier than most of the other questions here.

[magicninja]

If firefighters fight fires, what do freedomfighters fight?

She is made of Iron sir! I assure you can sink and she will. It's a mathematical certainty.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

What is the speed of dark? :eek:

[ericthecableguy]

If you ran fast enough on wet pavement, could you hydroplane your shoes?

[Jolly McJollyson]

If firefighters fight fires, what do freedomfighters fight?
Russians, mostly.

[Jolly McJollyson]

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[Fenderalltheway]

Why is Jeffhx not drunk 24/7?

[jiujitsu_jesus]

A stupid one - how come wrong numbers are never engaged?

[Lordathestrings]

If a Roman tells you that all Romans are liars, should you believe him?

[PonyOne]

What's more embarassing: being the self professed king of long winded posts, or typos in your own thread title?

[Fret spider]

If you turn your headlights on at light speed, what would happen?

it is impossible to travel at the speed of light, unless your light. given that you travel very close to the speed of light, say 0.99999999999 times the speed of light, you will think the light will be moving away from you at the speed of light. but a the stationary observer will 'see' the light moveing past him at the speed of light.

ohhh people will say this is impossible, but thats relativity for you just goes to show you you cant add speeds of two objects at high speed to get the sum of the speeds, cos it doesnt work that way.

as lats said, the light will get blue shifted acording to the observer in front of the car, and red shifted according to the observer behind the car. this is because the wavelengths of light are squashed at the fron and streched at the back.


ahh for once doin a physics degree is usefull outside of university.

[Fret spider]

If a Roman tells you that all Romans are liars, should you believe him?


um theres an easy answer to this the roman is lieing. all romans are not liers, but this doesnt mean that they all ahve to tell the truth. he could just be leing about the numbers of romans who lie.

so the roman is lieing not all romans lie only some, of which he is included.

[Metal_Red_Head]

Why did Jimmy crack corn if no one cared? :D

[elklandercc]

Why do they do an alcohol swab before a lethal injection.

Robin Williams (Yea hes the man) "What the f*** are you doing!?!?!... ......We don't want you to get that last second infection.."

[jeffhx]

id squeeze an italian head right now

[PonyOne]

Why do they do an alcohol swab before a lethal injection.
From Dr. Strangelove, when a fight between two governmental agents breaks out in the war planning room:

"YOU CAN'T FIGHT IN HERE! THIS IS THE WAR ROOM!"

[Hammurabi]

Why did Jimmy crack corn if no one cared? :D
Because the lyrics probably refer to being carefree, which is very different situation than nobody giving a sh*..

[ericthecableguy]

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

[PonyOne]

Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
It is if you're donig the hokey pokey. Becuase you sure aren't doing it to try to impress girls.

[Fenderalltheway]

It is if you're donig the hokey pokey. Becuase you sure aren't doing it to try to impress girls.


Actually, I beg to differ. But no one wants to hear that story...

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Tell us the story! You brought it up! :p

[Lordathestrings]

If a Roman tells you that all Romans are liars, should you believe him?
um theres an easy answer to this the roman is lieing. all romans are not liers, but this doesnt mean that they all ahve to tell the truth. he could just be leing about the numbers of romans who lie.

so the roman is lieing not all romans lie only some, of which he is included.

In brief:

No.

[Fenderalltheway]

Tell us the story! You brought it up! :p


Fine. We once had to explain in school how to do something to our english class. Now I wanted to show everyone how to play the solo in Communications Breakdown, but the teacher said that everyone else had to be able to do it easily. So because the night before I had been doing...something....I had to at 12:00 think of what to do. So I decided to do the hokey pokey. And all the girls thought it was cute that I decided to do that. Wierd girls huh? Well, I guess it proves Ponyone wrong though. And that is what it's all about :D

[ericthecableguy]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/ericweavers/HokeyPokey.jpg

Uh-oh..........

[ericthecableguy]

RRRRRR.....it's too small

[ren]

If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down - could you create perpetual motion by gluing toast butter side up to a cat's back?

[jimmy_kwtx]

If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands butter side down - could you create perpetual motion buy gluing toast butter side up to a cat's back?

LMAO.

Can't think.
Can't post.

I may have wet myself ......... :D

[ren]

Also, do crabs think we walk sideways?

[earthman buck]

Approximately how many people in the world play guitar?

[iiholly]

1,000,000,453,056.5

[elklandercc]

1,000,000,453,056.5
What the hell does the .5 account for?

[Hammurabi]

What the hell does the .5 account for?
Someone's missing three strings.

[da_ardvark]

Never try and teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig

[elklandercc]

Someone's missing three strings.
That someone is a very deprived person.

[Cryptic Excretions]

If Bon Jovi never formed, what band, that I have no care about in any size shape or form, would my co-worker constantly tell me about?

[Akira]

If I didn't spend so much time posting on GT, would I be a better guitarist?

[The Ace]

This one's old but it still burns me...

How come Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, yet Pluto is owned by Mickey and lives in a dog house, while Goofy gets to wear real clothes, have a real home, and play with the gang?

[earthman buck]

This one's old but it still burns me...

How come Goofy and Pluto are both dogs, yet Pluto is owned by Mickey and lives in a dog house, while Goofy gets to wear real clothes, have a real home, and play with the gang?
And also, what kind of huge-ass mouse is Mickey that he is approximately the same size as a duck?

[The Ace]

And one more thing -

How on earth did a rat end up training a bunch of mutant turtles to fight?

[earthman buck]

And one more thing -

How on earth did a rat end up training a bunch of mutant turtles to fight?
Well, the ninja turtles and Splinter were once humans. Splinter was some martial arts teacher in Japan who fought Shredder and his clan of ninjas (I believe they were referred to as 'the Foot Clan'). For some reason, Splinter got exiled (or maybe he ran off willingly) to America. He was sitting in a big industrial drainpipe one day when a substance known as Mutagen poured through. Mutagen (supposedly) transforms living beings into the last living being they came in contact with when touched. In this pool of mutagen there floated four turtles. Splinter lifted them out, and as a result, the turtles turned into turtle-people. And Splinter turned into a rat because...he was in a big drainpipe.

And that's the basic origin of the ninja turtles, although I must have screwed something up, since by all logic, Splinter should have become a turtle-person too.

[ericthecableguy]

Guess it's no differnt than arthur the aardvark owning a dog. And what kind of weird ass creatures are his friends anyway? :confused:

[elklandercc]

And also, what kind of huge-ass mouse is Mickey that he is approximately the same size as a duck?

Ever seen a Pentagon rat before?

[earthman buck]

Guess it's no differnt than arthur the aardvark owning a dog. And what kind of weird ass creatures are his friends anyway? :confused:
But then, what kind of weird-ass aardvark is Arthur? Look at his stumpy little face!

[The Ace]

His face was bigger in the books.

[ericthecableguy]

Does johns puppet from saw ever hit sweet jumps on his tricycle?

It must really suck for the dudes with 101 dalmations.
I mean...buddy's got ~51 dogs simulataneoulsy trying to humo his leg.