yep

[huntut518]

bareshare or kaaza work great

[seasoned_chicken]

*stares blankly at post :| *
........?

[Zeppelin]

this thread will demolish itself in 5 hours unless some explains to me the idea behind it..

[seasoned_chicken]

i was tryna work out what it was aboot also!?!?

[Zeppelin]

well it WONT demolish iself since im not the moderator here
:(

[educatedfilm]

at guess, this guy got recommended brearshare or kazza a while ago, and now he's just saying they work but not on the same post so that it makes sense....

[pstring]

14, corncob , earwax , Peru

[seasoned_chicken]

So here I am, sitting on a park bench playing with my money, when I hear this loud noise (more of a loud buzzing noise really). Normally I don't pay much attention to things like loud noises, my concentration being more precious than gold, but this time I couldn't help but look around to find the source. I didn't see anything. I shrugged it off and went back to playing with my monkey (his name is Strat Monkey btw). A couple hours passed, the sun set, rose, etc. Finally, after a couple days, I got tired of the noise and stood up from the bench.
"Oi!" I says, trying my best to look serious, "what the hell is that noise?" Nobody answered me. The noise continued unabated. I sat down and started playing with my monkey again. Three years later I looked up to find someone staring at me.

"Yes, I'm playing with my monkey." I informed the stranger. He shrugged and walked away. It was around this time I noticed a strange tugging sensation on the top of my head.

"That's odd, there's a strange tugging sensation on the top of my head." I said to myself. The loud drilling noise stopped.

"I'm sorry," a voice said above me, "it'll only last a minute." After a minute a green alien jumped off my head, onto the bench, and kicked my monkey. In his hand was a small hand drill (the kind you use two hands for.

"Oi! You kicked my monkey." I exclaimed. The little alien flipped me off and ran away down the street. And that's why I never eat ice cream.

[educatedfilm]

It too was once bitten by a rabid dog, and try as they may, all the capatilsit pig-dogs with their guns and hands couldn't paint me a story in a pallet of greens and blues like that dog's dissease could for me.
So i was trapped inside the box, with the low life oppinions, and grimicing at their self indulgent jokes, and millions on "maddona and child" for cold industrail walls.
There was only one way out of the box. It was relative size, (small= fast or short period of time). Which was relativley easy, as the self indulgent conservatives with their low life oppinions had reduced their minds, and indeed become pin heads.
So as i nurtured thoughs in zone free of humanity and feeling, in a hazy pastel state of mind, or was it a rouge state? Either way, the price on my head was lifted, and so were the rabies.
With in this now diseasless, sterile and cold, oppionated cavern, I bought a tool to hunt down the low lifes, using only some of my own ideas and lip stick. However, in my quest, the unions and I had begun to tead the path of corruption, to no fault of our own (it was rumoured that shares in Danish Pastry were sky rocketing, Everyone was buying, files were being un-shred... If this is true, this would explain the "Dog lead" scandal).
Things were becoming a shambles, PR men here and there was dropping like flies, and Head of state became more and more out of touch as she claimed she believed in Lepricons on St Patricks day, a joke that wasn't taken too well by the Lepricons anti defimation groups. Needless to say, oppion poll flashed red for dissaster, and a second term in office was sold for scrap to the chinese.
It was all solved, by one rather un-expected invention in Milawi, a new kind of bond, where buisness now OWNED thier employees, and retirment was seen to be "old hat", selling your emplyees off for dog food was now "in".
So it all comes back to the rabid dogs. So who really controls the country?

[James8831]

LOL Ed.

William Burroughs or Schizophrenia :)?


Now where did i put the broken soup.

[seasoned_chicken]

A word from Goatwyn Goaty

I have always hated people who dont finish their sentences. It really. Plainly a sperm whale is very productive and a Giraffe has a very deep throat.

Oh, by the way, what was the subject of this thread?
ROFL, we've gone slightly off the plate. :P

[educatedfilm]

heheh, believe it or not i've not actaully read that much Buroughs, I started reading "naked lunch" but never finished it... but i really it's unique aproach to writting.
(Here's story number 2, I mean com'on I have to respond to seasonchicken's challenge. :D, heheh)

It was as an unsually hot Febuary morning, and I was tired of trying to fool my self that i could go back to sleep, with the sun shining through the blinds.
I got up, the room still spining a little. Before i had fully regained my senses, there was a knock on the door, an official 1,2 type knocking (it was buisness).
There stood a young man brandishing what appeared to be a telegram. "Have a good day sir" bleated the young moron.
It was adressed to my former name. This was not a good start to the day.
I feverishly tore away at it. To my relief it was only the Neaderthal publishing group (who had bought the state's police force back in the boom of '87). It was a photo of my car and the number plate was a clear as day. And at the bottom in some nasty looking font was my speed, 42 mph, in a 30mph zone. And the usual fine was demanded from me.
However since they had only sent me a photo, and had not physically caught me, I was indeed entitled (in my oppinion) to act in a simillar manner.
So i wrote out a check. Took a photo of the check, and sent them a photo. Feeling a sense of truimph that those parasites weren't getting my money.
When i returned home from the post office, there was another telegram. A photo of a pair of hand cuffs.

[James8831]

Lol, I think I ought to email you a facsimile of my little blue pills :)

[seasoned_chicken]

hehe, thats funny! We're doing all this st00pid language of humour in English class, and im bored sh!tless so i write stuff like that and then give it to my teacher and ask him to help me identify some humour techniques. His face alone after reading it is enough to make my day!
But anyways, geez, where did that all come from!?!? :|

[kingdavid]

At first I thought I was reading the second page of this thread,that's why I wasn't following.But then I looked carefully.No it was the first page.

[educatedfilm]

no, no, NOOO... I'm fine, no pills pleeeaaaasee!, no shocks! no more probes!... I'll be good, I'll be goood...

*scurries off to the corner of the room, thinks of a warm safe place, warm safe place, warm safe place, warm safe place*

[seasoned_chicken]

*huddles in corner next to Ed and whips out baked potato*
huddle round Ed, it gives off warm microwaves!

[THE_HACK_PACK]

Whatever happened to those nice young men in white coats who carried nets,they would halt this Kazaar thread at the start.

[seasoned_chicken]

*reaches into coat pocket....*
You wanna fight? You WANNA FIGHT?!?
*unsheaths vienna*
C'MON!
*dances over-elaborate sword slashing*

[James8831]

I wont fax you. i'll just end calming thoughts your way, man.

Burroughs is most weird, all those passages involving simultaneous sx and death ,and the manner in which they're done...*retches*.

Not my cup off Mugwump Jism either.

[pstring]

Bravo

[Lordathestrings]

its the rats you know scurrying about in the walls and intruding on my thoughts with their scritch scritch shuffle sounds as I try to sort my way through the tangles of my hair and scrambled thoughts about educatedfilm and seasoned_chicken huddled in a corner of a room that may not have any corners like the one I pictured Carlo the Craven he of nasty temperament and anal fixation imprisoned naked with a hung-over King Kong holding a whole raw pineapple and evil intent making more scritch scritch scurrying sounds rats in the walls as I scrabble about seven point words and no dictionary missing myths and other legends of unsung voiceless? heroes in corners of minds and mansions on hills and in valleys of dolls and other souless heathens attempting to banish all opponents from existence as I wish to do with the rats in the walls

[yukonc5]

Wow!!! That really moved me,..straight to my bottle of Prozac! :eek:

[James8831]

Ok.

Just a little pinprick. [ping]


There'll be no more --Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

But you may feel a little sick."

[seasoned_chicken]

*lip starts shaking*
that was so special, nobody has ever been that nice to me
*Sobs shake his body*
I suddenly *sniff* feel *sniff* special
*sobs some more*

[pstring]

Obtuse jelly,yep, the moon is sure bright tonight, I've never noticed my hand before, 19,19,19,19,19,19,19, 18, doesn't sound right....... you look like a modern art masterpiece, can I have your tapioca?

[seasoned_chicken]

you cetainly can have my tapioca! =)

[James8831]

http://www.pharmacology.co.uk/prozac.jpg

[educatedfilm]

LMAO... that's actually of pretty high taste (compared to some of the ads in medical journals).
One was a comprehensive giude to like 6 or 7 types of feaces, and their causes... ROFTL, I really really wanna put that on my wall...
THe other one is worse that this (that's all i can say), it came free with pad/ binder that i got given (my dad gets loads of free medical advertising prodcuts, they even take him to posh restruants and stuff just so he'll think about perscribing thier medicine to his patients). Anyway, he physically fell over laughing half in hysterics and the other in disgust. (for those of you intrested the medicine was Xatral, and the diagram was of an operation if it wasn't taken soon enough or something, but you can work out what it is your self).

[James8831]

http://www.pharmacology.co.uk



is where i borrowed the pic from...

It's basically a link to some good sites on pharmacology/psychopharmacology..to get serious (in this thread??) for a moment...


To think I almost got deeply into psychopharmacology [but, it's a bit like an alcoholic running a bar]... and i can barely spell it. Besides "SSRIs 'R' Us" may not work as a business name.



Some of that medical promotion caper is scary in the lengths that saleman will go to, i beleive that most Doctors are ethical (etc) and not money focused (in the UK at least),but it must provide a potential quandry for some of the less strong willed ones.

[seasoned_chicken]

i better hope that they have some ethics to uphold! If a doctor knows there is a better medicine, i dont care how good the 'deal' they're being offered is, they shouldnt take it. Thats basically endangering your patients for a little extra cash, and its not as if docs dont make so little money thay have to do stuff like that!

[Akira]

I just have to ressurect this thread after it's 3 years of dormancy.

SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPEALIDOCIOUS!!! ALTHOUGH I LIKE TO LICK MY BUM I THINK IT'S QUITE ATROCIOUS!! :eek:

[CW14]

It was Beatrice, it was ALL BEATRICE. As I sat in the cafe, with a carrot in my CHAIR?, I couldn't stop thinking over what had just happened. I knew not what to think of it all - the windmill had handed me it's last CHAIR?.
Now, I don't like to make a fuss but that CHAIR? was the vegetable of my awakening, small, yellow and unmistakeably retarded. Just as a CHAIR? shouldn't snap in two places, I stood there, sniffing the floor. My fingers stroked the roof as I lay on the seabed, waiting for the rat to eat it's last CHEESE.

Before my eyes, the heavens on the tomato-seed began to flurry in the undergrowth, leaving trails of ANIMAL SNOT on the carrots as it looked for the beans.
I tossed and turned, on the cafe floor. "The BEANS are too CHAIR?" I exclaimed repetatively, driving the windmill south.

I remember the men white coats, coming to drag me away next year. But yesterday I will not know a CHAIR?.
The jacket was uncomfortable, my arms couldn't move. I was quite cross about this jacket that was forced over my shoulders, and the muzzle that was strapped to my face, I was so angry that I found it quite delightful.
But after I swallowed the pills of-course.

[Akira]

1 L13K 70 347 BUNNY5 OMFG!!!OLOLOLO!!!!!! (one one one)

Give me all your waffles and in return I shall give you the key to the the smelly anus.

[killerqueen]

the chewy polar bear stared blankly at his sour clock.... "now where the hell did i put the bishop..."

[CW14]

"HeLP me HELp ME!" I yelled as I woke from my delightful nap. I was hanging from the floor, arms-length from the roof, spinning in triangles, sitting in a CHAIR?

I watched as the windmill started to spin faster, faster, until the blades were just a carrot. Next year the yesterday bird flew in but didn't come out tomorrow, instead it decided to stay for a few butter-notches.

I was cross. CHAIR? was my last resort. I pulled out my bitter ink-cartridge-refiller and inserted the carwash attendant into the CAMEL. I began to twitch, wedging carrots into the unknown, and finally releasing the MULTIPURPOSE WASHER into Beatrice. THERE YOU CARROT BEATRICE!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT??!!??!! I whispered under my breath as I waited for the past three years not knowing how to react to the situation, all the while being poked with an air-conditioner. THE BEANS ARE TOO CHAIR? THE BEANS ARE TOO CHAIR??????????

http://www.posternow.com/s/s1644.jpg

[Akira]

http://hackvan.com/pub/stig/pix/random/natural-snack-mascot.jpg

[CW14]

CHAIR?
http://www.kidsquartersonline.com/tradewins/Mission%20Chair.jpg

[Akira]

http://www.johnharveyphoto.com/Japan2/Matsumoto/Spaghetti.jpg

[elklandercc]

2+2=chair? no whay!

[CW14]

CHAIR?
http://www.inra.fr/Internet/Produits/HYP3/images/6035932.jpg
CHAIR?
http://richard.stanaway.net/sketches/windmill.jpg

[Akira]

Spring Onion.

[killerqueen]

CHAIR?
http://www.kidsquartersonline.com/tradewins/Mission%20Chair.jpg

stool?....

[CW14]

Spring Onions ON CHAIR?s

http://www.exhibition-seeds.co.uk/acatalog/onionsonchairs.jpg

I know what you're thinking... they just don't make camels (or fish for that matter) like they used to. **Sigh** :(

[dellon]

lol is that ur A/s/l????

[Akira]

lol is that ur A/s/l????

..........


http://www.starkelectronic.com/at59b1.jpg

[CW14]

lol is that ur A/s/l????


err.. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL please not with that we cannot.

http://www.kanokorn.com/images/GehlsDisp.jpg
:confused:

[Jolly McJollyson]

I can't believe I haven't posted on this thread before...I don't have much to say...sooo here's my favorite ninja turtle

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/gallery/michelangelo/mike_03.jpg

[crazywolf]

I can't believe I haven't posted on this thread before...I don't have much to say...sooo here's my favorite ninja turtle

http://www.ninjaturtles.com/gallery/michelangelo/mike_03.jpg

Hey!!! Where did you get that picture of me?!?
Master Splinter doesn't like people taking our pictures, so we will most likely have to kill you if you don't give it back.

[paradyme]

14, corncob , earwax , Peru


Now I must leave the country. El Presidente will be most displeased!

[alucard0941]

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/26894.jpg

[alucard0941]

http://www.santa-to-the-stars.com/images/bra-10a2.jpg



those molestors,,, :rolleyes:

[killerqueen]

you have been kissed by the pissed-off donkey...

[alucard0941]

you have been kissed by the pissed-off donkey...
what the????

[killerqueen]

what the????

he did it while your back was turned.... while you were concentrating on the rampant seahorse who was stealing your watch...

[CW14]

Enough of your garbage, it makes no sense.

I was cooking the phone in my garden, but forgot to add the poridge so that was the end of that. Heh.
Anyway, I didn't get what you meant by "left-handed ball", so please explain
BTW, I kicked a pair of trees, and it rolled down the hill so yeah.
http://www.shopcreator.com/mall/DomesticAppliancesOnline/customerimages/products/FLE1016W.jpg
Oh yeah, i forgot to mention, the pair of trees had sour on it.

[Jolly McJollyson]

he did it while your back was turned.... while you were concentrating on the rampant seahorse who was stealing your watch...
Psh, whatever. Only the jello molding parakeet knows about my refrigerator thievery!

[Lordathestrings]

Psh, whatever. Only the jello molding parakeet knows about my refrigerator thievery!Ah, but parakeets are very fond of beer and leftover Chinese food...

You will be remembered.....

[Jolly McJollyson]

Ah, but parakeets are very fond of beer and leftover Chinese food...

You will be remembered.....
HA! I'd say that was brilliant but you know the ramen goats beat me to it! Squirrel if I don't have an eggbeater!

[Lordathestrings]

HA! I'd say that was brilliant but you know the ramen goats beat me to it! Squirrel if I don't have an eggbeater!Charlatan and Scoundrel!!

Raiding refrigerators, beating eggs and whipping cream!

I suspect you may even have flogged the Bishop!! :eek:

[Jolly McJollyson]

Charlatan and Scoundrel!!

Raiding refrigerators, beating eggs and whipping cream!

I suspect you may even have flogged the Bishop!! :eek:
The Archbishop of Canterbury? Only with the magenta scooter eel!

[Lordathestrings]

The Archbishop of Canterbury? Only with the magenta scooter eel!Pishy Purple Prose is it?

Inspired, no doubt by Canterbury Ales supped from a cracked cup'n'chaucer! No wonder the Bishop is so arch of late.

[Jolly McJollyson]

Pishy Purple Prose is it?

Inspired, no doubt by Canterbury Ales supped from a cracked cup'n'chaucer! No wonder the Bishop is so arch of late.
Arch my foot! (big grin on my face for THAT bit of cleverness.)

Cup'n'chaucer, eh? Maybe we could settle our differences over a game of cards and a bottle of Marlot? Failing that, I'm not afraid to shake a spear.

[Lordathestrings]

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/mp_fb.gifSplutz!!!

... Failing that, I'm not afraid to shake a spear.Aldis huxly verbiage makes for grim faeries.

[CW14]

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Images/mp_fb.gifSplutz!!!

Aldis huxly verbiage makes for grim faeries.

Alas not as gri :) m as thou bulbus PUMPKIN-holder which art warm fax-machine
http://www.therealmartha.com/brightspots/old_lady_in_rocker.jpg
I saiD FAX DidNT i fridGE not ReallY DID i Did I?

[Akira]

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7632/galpiccy.jpg

'Nuff said.

[Jolly McJollyson]

http://img69.exs.cx/img69/7632/galpiccy.jpg
HA! For Fluff to world of destroy is dog silly with an umbrella. Make me laugh, don't! World destroy destruction of with fluff giggles me with cranium balloons.

[Lordathestrings]

...fluff giggles me with cranium balloons.>>>>> air-head <<<<<

[Jolly McJollyson]

>>>>> air-head <<<<<
Ahhh but for air to head we must have air at the head. And if in fact air is in the head then I am dead. And if I am dead then I cannot type. And if I cannot type ao;dihfoaolfnlsiunhfdkln.z/

[alucard0941]

so...I guess no one is a fan of Cricket? :(

[Jolly McJollyson]

so...I guess no one is a fan of Cricket? :(
http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/a2/CricketRookLowRes-by_Gerry_Mantha.jpg
Cricket for with here is!

[killerqueen]

http://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/animal/a2/CricketRookLowRes-by_Gerry_Mantha.jpg
Cricket for with here is!

ahh yes! he's the one to finance the puppet theatre!

[Akira]

I like to touch bacon. :)

[killerqueen]

I like to touch bacon. :)

:eek: that was you??!! no wonder my bacon shivers whenever i mention your name!

[Akira]

:eek: that was you??!! no wonder my bacon shivers whenever i mention your name!

Damn, we had a deal!

[killerqueen]

Damn, we had a deal!

so you had a deal with my bacon behind my back??!!! :eek:
so it was you who's been stealing my tip-ex in the night!

well i see you have out-foxed me again lord tiggy-winkle!
beware my 11th toe and his valiant steed!

[Akira]

so you had a deal with my bacon behind my back??!!! :eek:
so it was you who's been stealing my tip-ex in the night!

well i see you have out-foxed me again lord tiggy-winkle!
beware my 11th toe and his valiant steed!

I like microwave buttons. :)

[killerqueen]

I like microwave buttons. :)

beep beep... 1 minute... ping!!!


that sound was brought to you by the humble nodding dog of the antarctic

[CW14]

I like butcher knives because they are fun to play with and bring us much joy in the way :)
http://www.1203.org/wza/200211/pic/normal/STOOL.JPG

[Lordathestrings]

...http://www.1203.org/wza/200211/pic/normal/STOOL.JPGSTOOL!!!


?

[elklandercc]

Now thats a toilet.
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Woods/4623/imagearchive/squirrel.jpg

[Jolly McJollyson]

STOOL!!!


?
http://www.therisenrealm.com/images/funnies/s1/71.JPG

Stool fishing.

[CW14]

Yummy nachos make meal for delightful!!! :)

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/exhibitions/energy/media/images/19berry.jpg



PS. I LIKE ROTTEN CHEESE

[Jolly McJollyson]

http://s1.purevolume.com/viewpic.php?pic=-636-1107628698-Dscf0003.jpg&big=1

w00t!!! :D :cool:

[killerqueen]

dammit Jim! we just cant cope with that kind of custard!

[CW14]

Sorry, I'm just washing my toast, I'll be with you in a sec, once I've boiled my shoes ;)

http://www.incredible-metal.com/graphics/highres/chair1.jpg
CANOE?

[Jolly McJollyson]

http://www.vaultsofgrayskull.co.uk/cartoon07.jpg

Bob!?

[CW14]

http://www.vaultsofgrayskull.co.uk/cartoon07.jpg

Bob!?

No. This is Bob.

http://www.iac.es/galeria/raw/bob.jpg

[Jolly McJollyson]

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgFP1292.jpg
This is not Bob.

[Akira]

*touches Jolly* :)

[Jolly McJollyson]

*touches Jolly* :)

POTATOOOOOOOOO!!!

http://mayhem-chaos.net/photoblog/images/jmm_07_burn.jpg

[CW14]

GOD DAMN IT GAVIN!!! NOT AGAIN!!!

*continues to boil his shoes and stab his foot repedetively with an orange clock*

http://www.inra.fr/Internet/Produits/HYP3/images/6037082.jpg
Erm... I think this is Bob :o

[Akira]

*touches CW14* :)

[CW14]

*touches CW14* :)

*begins to stab Akira's feet with a rotten clock" :)

[Akira]

*begins to stab Akira's feet with a rotten clock" :)

*screams out orgasmically*

[Jolly McJollyson]

For getting silly talent thread this is with the having.

[Pantallica1]

For getting silly talent thread this is with the having.

What????

Try that one more time.

[Jolly McJollyson]

What????

Try that one more time.
Boris Karlov with the one more try time eats.

[CW14]

Borat Bergar-Housar never does not do that kind of thing! As for that there is no expression! I haggot of wobbling desire rotts of the stick candy of the hell!
By the way, I do not approve CHAIRs with next door of the onion of the food storage room. Thank you.
It is the single, isolated LEMON is that the intonation of my aspirations.
http://www.playfulpuppets.com/Images/Mr.Fred.GIF

[Akira]

I like to eat my pudding with back while assembling a kangaroo by my center of city. It is recreation for also touching people, they obtain frightened; I laugh.

[crazywolf]

Reading this thread makes my head hurt. I need a nap.

[crazywolf]

WOW!!!!!!!!
If the original post didn't have what it took to make this thread demolish, I think CW14's might just do the trick!!
I don't even know what to say......I don't think I need a nap anymore though....and...........WOW!!!!!!

[CW14]

Errrr.... I think it got deleted!

What did I say?

[crazywolf]

Errrr.... I think it got deleted!

What did I say?

Ya, it most definately did get deleted. It had a lot words of different sizes and colors talking about a cartoon guy whos head hurt. Than you asked about something being put in your sandwitch.......a fetus.

One question....What were you smoking son?

[killerqueen]

*screams out orgasmically*

sweet baby moses on stilts batman!
where the hell did i leave my talking stapler?

[elklandercc]

As i start typing on escalator my ring bottle of telephone lost its piece. This piece was coughdrop of a warning sign posted back in front of me. Thus proving pencil's are all male. So the ink catridge baked potatoe the green lobster with wings.

[elklandercc]

by the way:
http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/cat%20carrier.gif

and stop making fun of my girlfriend (http://www.webbsweb.my100megs.com/disgusting2/pages/disgusting_jpg.htm)

[CW14]

The doctor said I was mad. That I would have to eat lots of PILLS to get BETTER :)

NO

http://www.messagesonhold.com.au/images/pic-man-crazy2.gif

NO DONT TAKE ME AWAY PLEASE!!!! I'LL BE GOOD! I'LL BE GOOD!
I WON'T SCRATCH PEOPLE ANYMORE!!!! NO MORE GAMES!!!!! I WON'T CuT PEOPLE'S HEADS ANYMORE!!!! PLEASE I'LL BE GOOD I'LL BE GOOOOOOD!!!!

[CW14]

I sniff in the forest discreetly while I wait for my shoes to boil
http://www.stormi.com/cat/logo.jpg
WHERE THE HELL IS MY SANDWICH!!!???



http://www.dowahdiddy.com/living/ball_clock_orange.jpg
THE CLOCK IS TOO BLUE!!!! THE CLOCK IS TOO BLUE!!!!!

[Pantallica1]

What did I miss in this thread???

I thought I told everyone to stay out of the water here.

[Lordathestrings]

What did I miss in this thread???

I thought I told everyone to stay out of the water here.CW14 has been taking swimming lessons from Jolly! :eek:

[Akira]

http://www.picdiary.com/misc/banana.jpg

[benk1277]

As I fell into the recesses of recess my mind tracked back to the nick-nack, paddy whack. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOG! Wait...listen...do you smell something? WHO ARE YOU??!!

[CW14]

ILL GIVE YOU A WATERMELON YOU....YOU FILTHY BOIL-WASHER!

I didn't not put my peas of the rice cooker because in telephone theres CHAIR? with in that there isn't.
I would exactly name my bestest fan by my coffee, but my jacket of joy is not as cat as my "woof woof" but "bam bam bam" ya know what I'm getting at? HURRY SIDEWAYS AND BOIL MY DOG YOU GUTTED PUMPKIN! I don't have enough wallets to be standing from the roof like this.

http://planetmew.com/waiter.jpg
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

[benk1277]

Blanch! You fool! To hell with plan A, initiate plan 2. The alphabet now begins with M. You cannot fail! You cannot fail! The alliance is with you, or not, I don't care.

[CW14]

I like to start fires :)

*fiddles with an obtuse clock, while yelling I AM NOT AN OBLONG!!!! :mad: *


DAY OF THE RADIOACTIVE CHEESE DISPENSER!!!

[Akira]

*trys to perform sexual activities on PC speaker*

[benk1277]

Canapples flourish in the YES! Nevertheless, I am missing, sometimes, but, and, without notice nothing happens. *flogs back with old boots*
plop, plop, fizz, fizz...oops, that's not alka seltzer.

[CW14]

YeaNo. I inter-like chEese when its SPASTIC. Its more harder to get orange with, because IT DRIVES A SOFT BARGAIN IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN you know, WITH THE "kaspookle kaspookle" and the "raffen raffen raffen". ;)

And you know what they always say, when it turns ORANGE, theres always a cow out in my DOG :)

WHAT!!!?????? a COW out in my DOG!!!!????? How DARE they!?

http://safe.cpb.or.kr/textdata/HOMEPAGE/200307/0300019/Angry%20Man%2012.jpg

[Akira]

And still the continues against all doubts of humanity...

[elklandercc]

..as the gazells wander in the endlessness of such a chocolate island getaway

[benk1277]

*sneeze*
Man, if I could only see the butter, I could make more sense of cally sap doodle time. Does anyone catch my meaning? Can I not slap myself in the jaw without being called a can of beans?

[XChris557]

well i went to school and my friend was like hey wwassup so i was like hey man hows it goin

[elklandercc]

keep it in the yup thread

[elklandercc]

*Slaps Benk in Jaw* you can of beans, when will you ever learn to stop thinking about cally sap doodle time, there are serious problem at hand. The gazells are stealing our chocolate!

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

my purple polka dotted polar bear is named mr. hanky-panky and is only allowed to eat cole-slaw

[XChris557]

keep it in the yup thread

what / ??

[CW14]

what / ??



http://www.guitartricks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4214&page=17&pp=7

[Cryptic Excretions]

I had to do it. But how could I expect them to understand? All they ever want is more answers and when the answers don't make sense they start with that suspicious attitude. The good cop bad cop method. It's times like that that I feel as though a pen firmly gripped in my hand and embedded in my leg to allow even the slightes pressure to vent might then make my life better. Though pens are not permitted. At least I'm not permitted to have them. They don't let me do much of anything here. They just ask me the same questions over and over. Why they bother is quite beyond me, my answers are always the same, but they never investigate my side of it. They'd just as soon sit and tell me I'm wrong with that false "I understand" look on their face. No, it's not real. They're not real. They scrutinize me on such a regular basis and they expect something new of me? Never again would they tell me of the borders of reality. I've seen what they cannot comprehend. And God, he hears my plea all the time, yet I am still here. Why I have not been granted what I've given others eludes me. Because of his creation and their "humane" morals. "He doesn't know what he's saying" they claim, but I assure you I am quite sane. I understood why I chose my actions. There was no other way. If I didn't make my move first then they would've taken me out. And these people that now stand before me, telling me that I am in the wrong? They are conspiring against me as well. They know I speak the truth. I've seen their signals. The one on the left coughs as a signal to the other implying "we need to take this guy out". Well, that certainly isn't going to happen. Not on my watch. I must remove them before they give me my jacket back. Before feeding time for they would have the easiest time poisening me. No. I can't rush into this. I need a plan. The others would know who to be looking for. I'd have to alter myself. So, take them out, slice off some skin, part of my nose, maybe a finger or two, and one less ear than before then I should be able to just walk right out the door.

[Lordathestrings]

hmm...

I think my "rats in the walls" post finally got topped...

[elklandercc]

what / ??
you started a thread saying that, i guess pony moved it in here for us.

As you can see here, (http://www.guitartricks.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12661) another one.

[benk1277]

Cryptic, you do whatever you have to do to get out of there. Don't let them pin all that on you!
Now, having said that, are the voices still speaking to you?

[CW14]

DID FRANK HEAR ME? did he hear me? did he eVen knOw i Was thEre? was I TOO PUshy? i hope i didn't come across that way.... ill tell him again tomorrow when I am DEAD please. don't take me away? please no!? WHO'S THERE? im not imagining you? noooooo stop scratching me :)
did frank hear what I said? ill say it louder next time :)
http://www.dollandbearhospital.co.uk/images/bear_torn_1.jpg
are you there Frank? *lies shivering on the ground, scratching himself with a bent fork*

[Cryptic Excretions]

Cryptic, you do whatever you have to do to get out of there. Don't let them pin all that on you!
Now, having said that, are the voices still speaking to you?

I do not hear voices. The voices hear me.

[benk1277]

That's right, the voices must hear you. They must listen and take notes. You must quiz them. You have to make sure they understand what it is you're telling them. That is how the voices win, see. You can talk all day, but you must make them comprehend. That is why I'm called a can of beans. It all sank without notice. Don't eat the candles.

[Leedogg]

And now a haiku I wrote for my friend Larry:

Doper
by Lee Warner


Larry grabs his bowl.
Careful! Long hair has been burnt.
Burnt hippy hair. Ewwwwwww.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Very touching Mr. Warner.

[Jolly McJollyson]

And now a haiku I wrote for Mr. Lee Warner:

Ninja Turtle Shirt.
Rough ragged frayed edge with holes,
give me some soup, please.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

chirp chirp chirp :D yeah, I quoted a bird, whatcha gonna do about it?

[Cryptic Excretions]

Equally touching Mr. McJollyson.

[Lordathestrings]

Damn buggerlug plug
stuck in ****in' suckin' hole
instead of flyin'.....
:cool:

[CW14]

Ablooooooooger ROY!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????


Handkerchief.
Shiny, back, with melted cheese on it.
I would like a bent fork HELLO

[crazywolf]

:D yeah, I quoted a bird, whatcha gonna do about it?
....write a haiku

Birds
by Shane Lincoln (yes, my last name is Lincoln....and my middle initial is A)

Talk with other birds.
As I'm flying through the air,
I say chirp chirp chirp

[CW14]

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/06.08.00/gifs/restaurants2-0023.jpg

WEll it IS a pinapple, is i not? :) :mad:

[CW14]

Theres oranges in my time?

Theres ORANGES in my TIME???

Can someone PLEASE bring me a festering shoe?

http://www.collectiblesrome.com/boyds/bf-patty.jpg

[elklandercc]

http://photobucket.com/albums/y71/elklandercc/?action=view&current=12345.jpg

woosh, too bad my friend left his back window open, hee hee

[killerqueen]

*shakes CW14*
the gnomes! The Gnomes!! THE GNOMES!!!!!!!!

*SCREAMS*

[CW14]

THE BEANS??? THE HOG??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS???

*pokes killerqueen with the fluffy end of a fish while yelling LIFE IN A POODLE CAN BE GOOGLY*

I don't like 4:00AM, it makes me foggy? But no...NOT 3:00PM, thats PINEAPPLE TIME

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

one time, while hunting for tissues, I was attacked by a daphodil. it ripped my head clean off, and I proceeded to bleed out mountain dew. and a magical fairy told me that in order to make my head grow back, I had to punch a three headed midget in the hair follicle.

[Lordathestrings]

... and a magical fairy told me that in order to make my head grow back, I had to punch a three headed midget in the hair follicle.Did it work? :confused:

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Did it work? :confused:
yes, while grocery shopping on mars, I saw a three headed midget, and I punched it in the hair follicle... I also kicked his medula oblongata. well, he wasn't too happy, so he threw a donkey at me... but I ducked and the donkey hit a sumo wrestler who had just finished drinking the nile river. well, he wasn't too happy either... so he went to the zoo and pet a purple polka dotted polar bear named mr. hanky-panky who was on a strict diet consisting of nothing but cole-slaw.

[CW14]

My porridge is getting fluffy, I'd better put it in the freezer incase it catches a CHILL.

I HAVE A HAIRY FISH ROTTING IN THE OVEN

*beats 6strngs_2hmbkrs to the floor with an orangoutang*

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

*beats 6strngs_2hmbkrs to the floor with an orangoutang*
*bill clinton voice* what'd I do?

[CW14]

*bill clinton voice* what'd I do?

You made my porridge go fluffy. OR WAS IT BORAT? I can never tell these days, my toenail is rusty. I pulled a rat's head off.

[Cryptic Excretions]

I like to chew gum, I got a rocker for my birthday yesterday and I need help cause I can't do it by myself. Egg mcmuffin attacked me so I drop kicked it and hamburger helper puched me and pappy attacked me. Jerry springer is on tv. The pie is in the oven, half eaten hamburger, golden brownies, cheese and crackers, roast beef oh so yummy, tacos half eaten. burritos half chewed, doggy toys half bitten. SHOTS FIRED, MOVE IN!! accidental glass shot, dolly parton, steven seagal. kenny loggins in my door. self serve, restrooms dead ahead, sounds of whips in the air tons of taco mix poured over there. happy birthday candy cane apple cider, someone gave to me a sweet treat pop tarts stove top stuffing half bottle of shampoo.

[elklandercc]

*randomly punches in numbers in telephone* So peanut butter still Does come in the big jar.

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

Congress *fence* kkk masters query gold salad kuiper belts elderly fireplaces

http://bertc.com/images/grigor1g.jpg

[Jolly McJollyson]

*randomly punches in numbers in telephone* So peanut butter still Does come in the big jar.
Only when the crunch is Donut!

[elklandercc]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DOUGHTS! With their being round and shiny with glaze and people.....ahhhh..gosh...@$#%@# @#$@$^%@@#$% @#$%@#% @#$%@#$5 @#%^&$%^ $!!@#. Fine, i'll just buy the small jar.

[CW14]

My sandwich consists of:

-Admiral's Pie
-Rust
-Rotten Banana
-Lumpy Mayonnaise
-Fingers

And I enjoy listening to my sandwich, but it can get a bit LOUD sometimes when my toe is full.

[CW14]

I just thought I'd share my breakfast.
Here is my porridge:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/CW14/ROTTENROTTENROTTEN.jpg

[killerqueen]

I just thought I'd share my breakfast.
Here is my porridge:
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/CW14/ROTTENROTTENROTTEN.jpg

can i get fries with that? how about gazelle?

[CW14]

can i get fries with that? how about gazelle?

No. You must hurry home slowly or the toad will snot on you. If you kick my cloud dispenser I will whack you with my naughty stick.

[killerqueen]

I will whack you with my naughty stick.

can i get fries with that? how about rainbow coloured waterwings??

[elklandercc]

can i get fries with that? how about rainbow coloured waterwings??
Waterwings no longer come rainbow. You must buy each one individually and glue them together, which will be hard since they're waterwings.

[CW14]

Well boil my clocks :)
http://www.bettybookmark.com/images/books/porridge.gif

[Akira]

83.4% of CW14's posts have been in this thread.

Thank you for your time fine chihuahua.

[CW14]

LOL!!!

Yeah, I like this thread :)

[elklandercc]

http://allhatnocattle.net/nickle_new.jpg
I think I was the first to notice such an extravaganza. As soon as I saw the new nickle, I turned it over and that was the second thing I noticed.

[Lordathestrings]

http://allhatnocattle.net/nickle_new.jpg
I think I was the first to notice such an extravaganza. As soon as I saw the new nickle, I turned it over and that was the second thing I noticed.That's just a tuft of hair, city-boy! :rolleyes:

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

That's just a tuft of hair, city-boy! :rolleyes:
seriously, a fricken buffalo packs a little more meat then that if you know what I mean.

[elklandercc]

That's just a tuft of hair, city-boy! :rolleyes:
Hey Hey Hey, haven't lived in the city for a few years.......old fart.

[CW14]

Seriously... people keep giving me quiche's. I don't know what the hell I've done wrong

[Akira]

Seriously... people keep giving me quiche's. I don't know what the hell I've done wrong

Quiche rocks.

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

http://psy-pc120.bsd.uchicago.edu/~autpics/vc02.jpg

Give me back my crayon!

http://members.aol.com/djzgirl71/mytoothlesswonder/

HA,I busted your mouth!

[magicninja]

There was this kid who was always getting ranked on by his priest for taking the lords name in vain. Well one day he was coming home from the market when he tripped in a mud puddle. "Jesus Christ God Almighty!!" He yelled in front of the church. "What was that?" the priest said. "Cheese and crackers got all muddy."

[chucklivesoninmyheart]

I love this...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/beatkid4.jpg

LMAO

[rockonn91]

haha....maddox. great website.

[elklandercc]

I love this...

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/beatkid4.jpg

LMAO
Hahahaha. So true.

[CW14]

I LIKE JIM'S MOWING THEY DO GOOD MOW JOB. l
http://www.franchisedirect.co.uk/wwwgraphics/logos/jims_mowing.gif

[Akira]

I LIKE JIM'S MOWING THEY DO GOOD MOW JOB. l
http://www.franchisedirect.co.uk/wwwgraphics/logos/jims_mowing.gif

That guy is so bad ass.

[elklandercc]

Is this how dial up users feel???
http://myspace-709.vo.llnwd.net/00263/90/74/263464709_l.gif

[jeffhx]

Rofl!!!!!!!!

[rockonn91]

hahhahhaaa i remember this thread from way back.

hilarious. CW14's got some sweet posts in here. the one about the toad snoting on you and kicking the cloud dispencer had me laughing for hours.

[acapella]

Well, this is a long thread. I think I'll not read it! Besides, you guys couldn't hold a candle to my nonsensical ramblings that mean more than anything.

[Akira]

http://www.animenfo.com/users/ahp/omg/o%20rly%20owl.jpg

http://www.carawilliams.com.au/_images/word.jpg

[acapella]

http://www.animenfo.com/users/ahp/omg/o%20rly%20owl.jpg
Red X in a white square, huh? Well, you got me on that one.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Red X in a white square, huh? Well, you got me on that one.
I was wondering if I was the only one that got that?

[Akira]

It shows up fine to me. :confused:

Another joke foiled by technology.

*shakes fist*

[Jolly McJollyson]

It shows up fine to me. :confused:

Another joke foiled by technology.

*shakes fist*
I can see it. It's an owl. It says "word."

[Cryptic Excretions]

I can see it. It's an owl. It says "word."
There are two owl pictures that say word? I see a red X above the picture of the owl that says word.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Y'know, it's kinda funny. The notorious yep thread was originated by a guy who still has yet to make his second post. He sure did leave his mark and to top that off it was on his first shot.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I just see a red X above a red X..

[Akira]

Bah, i've ruined this thread, RUINED!! :(

[magicninja]

No more than I've ruined the shoeshine lady! :eek:

[Akira]

No more than I've ruined the shoeshine lady! :eek:

Fie, let us resign to thine inner chamber. :(

[elklandercc]

No more than I've ruined the shoeshine lady! :eek:
She did a good job damn you.

[Cryptic Excretions]

She did a good job damn you.
Hmmmm I've seen better.

[elklandercc]

Hmmmm I've seen better.
Just cause you never got a happy ending doesn't mean you gotta bust on her.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Just cause you never got a happy ending doesn't mean you gotta bust on her.
Blast!!! How did you see through my code?

[Cryptic Excretions]

This thread has now had 200 replies.

[CW14]

Sometimes I like to walk around handing out baskets of scones to elderly women.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

codes are cool!!!

this is more trouble then it's worth

[Akira]

codes are cool!!!

this is more trouble then it's worth

Come hither, mend my ruff, here, when? Thou art such a tedious lady, and thy breath smells of lemon peels, would thou hadst done; shall I swoon under thy fingers?

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

please don't swoon uner my anything... please..

thy must improve upon thy old english. tis in shambles. if thou wouldst delight in swooning under my fingers, thou must first take a gander under the frock of yonder lady.

I'm waayyyy too much into medieval times.

[rockonn91]

I'm waayyyy too much into medieval times.
i concur. or do i? who knows....

[Akira]

please don't swoon uner my anything... please..

thy must improve upon thy old english. tis in shambles. if thou wouldst delight in swooning under my fingers, thou must first take a gander under the frock of yonder lady.

I'm waayyyy too much into medieval times.

If all my royal kindred lay in my way unto this marriage, I'd make them my low foot-steps, and even now, even in this hate, as men in some great battles, by apprehending danger have achieved almost impossible actions - I have heard soldiers say so - so I, through frights and threat'nings will assay this dangerous venture. Let old wives report I winked and chose a husband.

Ahh, Jacobean literature.

[Jolly McJollyson]

please don't swoon uner my anything... please..

thy must improve upon thy old english. tis in shambles. if thou wouldst delight in swooning under my fingers, thou must first take a gander under the frock of yonder lady.

I'm waayyyy too much into medieval times.
To correct thee, good sirrah, I am abhor, and yet I must. Tis not old English thou speakst. Old English hath lain in the great abyss much longer than that which we speakst now.

[Cryptic Excretions]

To correct thee, good sirrah, I am abhor, and yet I must. Tis not old English thou speakst. Old English hath lain in the great abyss much longer than that which we speakst now.
What he sayeth.

[CW14]

To correct thee, good sirrah, I am abhor, and yet I must. Tis not old English thou speakst. Old English hath lain in the great abyss much longer than that which we speakst now.
*slams hand on table* BAH! HOWWWWW DAAAARE THEEEE speaketh of the great abyss in which ye Olde English doth dwell

[Cryptic Excretions]

Yo dude, like, radical dude. This old english talk is totally bitchin. Cowabunga.

[Lordathestrings]

If all my royal kindred lay in my way unto this marriage, I'd make them my low foot-steps, and even now, even in this hate, as men in some great battles, by apprehending danger have achieved almost impossible actions - I have heard soldiers say so - so I, through frights and threat'nings will assay this dangerous venture. ...

Yea, though meet it is that men do challenge their natures most vigorously in spirited debate, yet do I wonder that all meaning be lost in the vagaries of superfluous discourse. Were there not wonders ere yet unborn, I should quail at th'unbridled ravishing of ideas too oft revisited.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

To correct thee, good sirrah, I am abhor, and yet I must. Tis not old English thou speakst. Old English hath lain in the great abyss much longer than that which we speakst now.
ahh, I doth stand corrected! tis middle engilsh that we speaketh unto one another. ye olde english is much older, perhaps older then the king himself! HA HA HA. oh, forgiveth me jesus for that remark, long live the king! now I must retire to my quarters for the night. until we meet another day, good sirrah!

[Akira]

ahh, I doth stand corrected! tis middle engilsh that we speaketh unto one another. ye olde english is much older, perhaps older then the king himself! HA HA HA. oh, forgiveth me jesus for that remark, long live the king! now I must retire to my quarters for the night. until we meet another day, good sirrah!

We have a Queen.

[CW14]

We have a Queen.
Ah, that we do.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/CW14/_40815631_queen_gettyscary.jpg

[Akira]

Yea, though meet it is that men do challenge their natures most vigorously in spirited debate, yet do I wonder that all meaning be lost in the vagaries of superfluous discourse. Were there not wonders ere yet unborn, I should quail at th'unbridled ravishing of ideas too oft revisited.

Hmm, didn't realise the literature I posted was relevant to the recent debates. Yay for coincidences! :D

[Akira]

Ah, that we do.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/CW14/_40815631_queen_gettyscary.jpg

Pretty much.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

We have a Queen.
ouch

[magicninja]

We have a Queen.
I knew you wore womens clothes.

[Akira]

I knew you wore womens clothes.

Nah, i'm a nudist.

[CW14]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/CW14/bol.jpg

[Cryptic Excretions]

What the piss, trainee!?

[elklandercc]

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y114/CW14/bol.jpg
What the random?

[acapella]

I loved it. You get rep for that.

[rockonn91]

reminds me of some of my drawings:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/shaffer31/drawingg2.jpg

[acapella]

No...I liked the other one better.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

http://severinghaus.org/pictures/random/P3256025_third_floor_sm.jpg

[Akira]

http://severinghaus.org/pictures/random/P3256025_third_floor_sm.jpg

http://www.dinosaurvalley.com/drcdt/wld/funstuff/insane.jpg

[earthman buck]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/weirdy.jpg

[killerqueen]

We have a Queen.

'tis me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shreiks like a catfish*




.... though i do sometimes like to touch gorillas a little TOO much

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

*gives bear hug to akira*

[elklandercc]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Trogdor.png/180px-Trogdor.png

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

[earthman buck]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/Trogdor.png/180px-Trogdor.png

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html
Trogdor was a man......he was a....dragon-man.....
I think that's my favourite ever sbemail.

[acapella]

I still love the Strong Sad on caffeine one.

[elklandercc]

Trogdor was a man......he was a....dragon-man.....
I think that's my favourite ever sbemail.
I aint gonna lie, I learned that song on the geetar before I started playing seriuos and know the words by heart. Its so catchy

[Akira]

*gives bear hug to akira*

*equips forementioned Strap of Jockness*

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

*equips forementioned Strap of Jockness*
*6strngs casts spell: condem*
*6strngs resistence to AIDS rises 75%*
*6strngs attacks with: cheap hooker*

[alucard0941]

what an awesome way to boost your post count :D

[Cryptic Excretions]

*6strngs casts spell: condem*
*6strngs resistence to AIDS rises 75%*
*6strngs attacks with: cheap hooker*
Cryptic equips Condom of Might: Renders cheap hooker useless
Cryptic Casts: Bitch Slap
Bitch Slap puts 6strngs in his place and back on the street corner with the cheap hooker until he's earned his deadline.
And to finish this off. (http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps1/ff7-AGreatSuccess.mid)

[earthman buck]

Earthman casts spell: laughter
Appreciation for Cryptic increases five-fold.
Laughter causes Cryptic to edge away from Earthman with uncertainty.

[earthman buck]

Whoa, I have over 600 posts?! When the hell did that happen?! Seems like just the other day I got to 500. I must be on here a lot.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Earthman casts spell: laughter
Appreciation for Cryptic increases five-fold.
Laughter causes Cryptic to edge away from Earthman with uncertainty.
All in a day's work.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

And to finish this off. (http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/sony/ps1/ff7-AGreatSuccess.mid)
403 Forbidden

whatever that means...

6strngs casts spell: start religious debate
religious debate causes cryptic to become distracted
6strngs sneaks behind cryptic, halfway through trying to make a point, and bonks him on the head with the megaton hammer

take that evildoer!

[earthman buck]

6strngs sneaks behind cryptic, halfway through trying to make a point, and bonks him on the head with the megaton hammer

take that evildoer!
I think you'll be needing this more than me, 6strngs....
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/sledge.jpg
I'll let you borrow him, but I want him back relatively free of blood splatter, ok?

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Whoa, I have over 600 posts?! When the hell did that happen?! Seems like just the other day I got to 500. I must be on here a lot.

Yeah... I remember when we both had about 250 posts, then you suddenly jumped ahead by a few hundred!

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

I think you'll be needing this more than me, 6strngs....
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/sledge.jpg
I'll let you borrow him, but I want him back relatively free of blood splatter, ok?
it's ok, link let me borrow his
http://piranhazone.pi.funpic.de/zelda/oot_english_pj64/eq051.jpg

[Akira]

*casts fart upon thread*
*manic laughter ensues*
*uses a teleport scroll to escape the scene*

[Cryptic Excretions]

*casts fart upon thread*
*manic laughter ensues*
*uses a teleport scroll to escape the scene*
*Uses Antidote: Cryptic is no longer poisoned*
*Casts Protect: Hammer's damage reduced by 80%*
*Summons Horus: Horus watches all about the Earth in search of the location of Akira's teleportation so that I might deal with him later*
*Casts "What did I tell you about talking back to me?" and reminds 6strngs why I put him back on the street corner*
*Horus came through, located Akira, and gave me a ride to his location*
*Casts "I'm gonna sit on your face for that" to which I sit on your face and take a big crap*
*Casts gloat: How do you like them apples?*
Trying this again. (http://www.students.sonoma.edu/users/w/walz/ffmidi/FF4victo.mid)

[earthman buck]

Earthman casts 'getting in the "Cryptic will crap on your face" line'
Everyone's disgust increases 73%.
Earthman casts "pick nose and eat what you find"
Everyone leaves, mortified.
Earthman has GT all to himself!

[elklandercc]

elklandercc has blown his nose too recently to find anything, he is left with earthman buck

elklandercc casts love spell on earthman buck

earthman buck thinks anything colored white is a hot chick who wants him

earthman buck being distracted...... a real, hot asain kung fu chick gets him in the back with a throwing knife

All spells casted by earthman buck have been lifted off gt members

Gt members come back and praise elklandercc :cool: