guitars rule

[Psycho Amram]

why bury guiatr players 6 feet under?
because deep down they're are all very nice people!
:)
this and more at:
http://www.guitarsrule.com

[James8831]

I like it :)

Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his car? It took him a half hour to get his drummer out .

Also , how do you tell if the drum riser is level - the sticksman is drooling out of both sides of his mouth - apparently told by Hank Marvin, must be old.

Cheers.

[Psycho Amram]

how do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
shoot one

what's the difference between a lead guitarist and the PLO?
you can negotiate with the PLO

oh and one for finish:
what's black and blue and lying in a ditch?
a guitarist who's told too many drummer jokes
:D

[nechako]

I feel the reason it is so hard to negotiate with some lead guitar players is that they don't know the "language" and they put on the attitude that they are magical and shouldn't be questioned, thats why so many of them end up playing nonsense in the rain outside liquer stores for cigarette butts and cheeseburgers instead of getting it together with a group and playing for the nookie.

[pstring]

Perfect Pitch- throwing a banjo through an accordian.

[pstring]

Those cigarrette butts are hard to light too!

[nechako]

I used to peeel the tobacco out of them and re roll them, then they were no problem.

[Lordathestrings]

Originally posted by pstring
Perfect Pitch- throwing a banjo through an accordian.Now that's funny! :D

As I recall, Raskolnikov claims the range with an Ibanez is.. "about four rows, if you have a good arm!"