Thought For The Day

[DAMAGED ONE]

Each day post a thought.
Here you go. (The reason we have tooth picks is because of beavers.)
Think real hard now.. :D

[Julian Vickers]

er... Have you noticed how chickens have legs, breasts and wings, but not nuggets?

[Bar Chord Nick]

My job $ucks and yet I get no physical satisfaction. :mad:

[hunter60]

Wherever you go, there you are. :)

[Leedogg]

Wouldn't it be great if we used hot dogs for money?

[elklandercc]

The microwave was invented in 1945, yet to this day, no one of the face of the earth knows how to use it properly.

[rockonn91]

Imm Onnneee Tokkkee Over The Liiiinnne Sweeeet Jeeesssuuuuus
One Toke Over The Liiiinnne

[polansky]

A gun is a device used to change your enemy's mind....

[R. Shackleferd]

............
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

[Scotttaylor72]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

[DAMAGED ONE]

How do we prevent a civil war in someone else's country.This is a good one, How do we??

[Jolly McJollyson]

I can't answer it. Instead, I will sing the Erasure song "A little respect," and hope the problem disappears.


I tried to disCOVER!

A little something to MAKE me sweeter.

Oh baby refrain

from breakin my heaaaart

[PRSplaya]

"normal" is just a word created by society to make peopel feel better about themselfs, and to set them appart from the people they don't want to be associated with...

[ericthecableguy]

I'll bet the couple with the 101 dalmations are wearing pigeon spikes on their legs by now.

[rockonn91]

dude, the color red looks really cool when you have blue cellophane taped in front of your eyes...

[magicninja]

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
Carl Sagan

[dvenetian]

Take the Aspirin before you Drink.............

[hunter60]

"Oh mother, don't be so sentimental. People explode everyday." Monty Python. :D

[ravenx495]

Somebody should a write a self help book about curing someone's addiction to self help books.

It'll be called: "Shut Up and Stop Whining: How to do something with your life besides think about yourself."

Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes)

[dvenetian]

Be kind to animals......... Eat a Tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hunter60]

A truly wise man is one who understands how little he actually knows.

[GuitarJunkie23]

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

[rockonn91]

Lots of really good old bands come though Richmond for some reason...

[PRSplaya]

"Intelligence will tell you that it's raining... wisdom will tell you to get out of the rain... Apparently we're both intelligent, but fall a little short when it comes to the wisdom part." - said by one of my friends as we were standing outside while it was raining. :rolleyes:

[elklandercc]

Who cares if its a Ford or a Chevy, your both gonna get stuck either way.

[DAMAGED ONE]

Love is really Fath

[halo71]

Wondering now what "Fath" is. lol...

[DAMAGED ONE]

4-30-07 / What does it really mean to Open a can of worms?

[hunter60]

4-30-07 / What does it really mean to Open a can of worms?

Probably roughly the same thing as 'A fine kettle of fish..."

[dvenetian]

4-30-07 / What does it really mean to Open a can of worms?
Dinner in some parts........................

[Logan826]

How come we can shoot a man to the moon, watch ants via a satilite 1000 miles away, but we can't get a cellphone signal for crap.
By nature men are nearly alike, by practice they get to be wide apart.
Dan

[grizzlymint]

Why is it that the people who have absolutely no clue of what musical substance is seem to be the same people who feel the need to play it the loudest? (I say this as my roommate is down in his truck with his new bass box he bought playing it at stupidly loud levels for no reason.)

[iiholly]

"The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done. " George Carlin

[DAMAGED ONE]

All carnival rides should have a baggie lined barf bucket. :p

[elklandercc]

All carnival rides should have a baggie lined barf bucket. :p
The friken Ferris Wheel? :p

"What goes up doesn't always have to come down."

[HDJ]

Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

Why are shipments carried in cars, but cargo is carried on ships?

"Scientist say that the major building block of the universe is hydrogen because it's the most plentiful element, but my theory is the universe is made of stupidity because it is MORE plentiful than hydrogen." Frank Zappa

[ravenx495]

Homework kills trees! Stop the madness!

[DAMAGED ONE]

Homework kills trees! Stop the madness!Thats what laptops are for :eek:

[DAMAGED ONE]

If we wait until the last minute, Do we still have time to do it?

[HDJ]

Why do they put brail on a drive through ATM machine?

[DAMAGED ONE]

Why do they put brail on a drive through ATM machine?Oh go see lets have some fun

[ravenx495]

Thats what laptops are for :eek:

you cant use laptops in middle school, can you???

[DAMAGED ONE]

you cant use laptops in middle school, can you???They do Here! They wont let you There??

[R. Shackleferd]

..........
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade.

[Weslaba]

"The lock is the key."

[ravenx495]

They do Here! They wont let you There??
HOLY **** R U SERIOUS???

[DAMAGED ONE]

The World is Watching your every move.

[DAMAGED ONE]

Why is when you want something you cant find it and if you dont want it its always in your way?

[DAMAGED ONE]

Death has many faces on display in the gallery of hell.

[DAMAGED ONE]

Friday does not mean get Fried Today! ;)

[DAMAGED ONE]

If Superman could stop bullets why did he duck when the shooter threw the gun at him?

[earthman buck]

If Superman could stop bullets why did he duck when the shooter threw the gun at him?
Because he can stop bullets. Stopping guns is beyond his range of powers.

[DAMAGED ONE]

Because he can stop bullets. Stopping guns is beyond his range of powers.Ohh I didnt know that. lmao! ;)

[Gargy]

I'm gonna be such a lameass for saying this...

Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

[DAMAGED ONE]

I'm gonna be such a lameass for saying this...Well I guess you would have to be pretty strong to wear 200lbs of gold around your neck. BLING :D

[Gargy]

He doesn't wear bling anymore though, he took it off to honor Katrina victims.

[DAMAGED ONE]

He doesn't wear bling anymore though, he took it off to honor Katrina victims.What? Did he sell it all and pay to rebuild the entire state?

[DAMAGED ONE]

If a wife puts her Husband in the dog house to often She will soon find him in the Cat house. :p

[DAMAGED ONE]

Fear of the unknown will lead you down a path that involves anger,hate,rage,sorrow.
Be informed!!

[DAMAGED ONE]

If "con" is the opposite of "Pro" then what is the opposite of Progress? :rolleyes:

[da_ardvark]

If you had 23 odds and ends on a table, and 22 fall off, what's left, an odd or an end?

[Jolly McJollyson]

If you had 23 odds and ends on a table, and 22 fall off, what's left, an odd or an end?
The odd at the end.

[DAMAGED ONE]

If you had 23 odds and ends on a table, and 22 fall off, what's left, an odd or an end?Number 1 is odd.

[elklandercc]

Riddle didn't say anything about order, so I do not know. :rolleyes:

[DAMAGED ONE]

If money is the root of all evil, How come we are in heaven when we have it to spend! ;)

[dvenetian]

If money is the root of all evil, How come we are in heaven when we have it to spend! ;)
Even more puzzling, How could the Hijackers on 9/11 feel they were in heaven regardless of the Cash in their wallets and nowhere to spend it?

[DAMAGED ONE]

Even more puzzling, How could the Hijackers on 9/11 feel they were in heaven regardless of the Cash in their wallets and nowhere to spend it?Now we know STUPID AZZ

[dvenetian]

Now we know STUPID AZZ
Oh ya, That's from a part in one of the classic Quotes by Forrest Gump.
"Stupid Azz is Stupid Dozz"
Very good, a classic indeed...

[dvenetian]

An all time classic Thought was quoted in another thread. Absolutely Brilliant..
It deserves a place in this thread......................



id learn to speak french if i didnt have so much spit in my mouth

[DAMAGED ONE]

Would there be wars without religion?

[ericthecableguy]

Would there be wars without religion?

Fewer of course...but as long as mr x wants mr y's country...

[earthman buck]

Fewer of course...but as long as mr x wants mr y's country...
You stay the hell out of my country, Mr. X.

[cdawson]

"can't belive its been 3 days without a cigarette" :/

[jeffhx]

i can barely last 6 hrs without a cigarrete

oh and i still hate my singing

[cdawson]

i got the patches and gum 3 days ago it hasnt really been to bad then again i havent got drunk yet

[DAMAGED ONE]

You stay the hell out of my country, Mr. X.Yeah Yeah And take that Mr. T with ya!

[DAMAGED ONE]

Is Disneyland a people trap made by a mouse :eek:

[DAMAGED ONE]

Baseball is all wrong - A man with four balls cant walk! :eek:

[hunter60]

Baseball is all wrong - A man with four balls cant walk! :eek:


He can ... just really, really slowly.... :)

[Weslaba]

Baseball is all wrong - A man with four balls cant walk! :eek:
That is quite the thought. :rolleyes:

[DAMAGED ONE]

That is quite the thought. :rolleyes:LMAO I thought so.

[DAMAGED ONE]

Where Does True Happiness come From? And do you have it? How do you get it?

[DAMAGED ONE]

It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

[the fool]

Here's my thought(s) for today :)

Ever wonder what does it mean to give MORE than 100%? We have all been to those meetings when we have bosses ask us to give more than 100%. What makes up more than 100% in life?

I used the age old "gematria" to find the answer to the age old question: "What does it mean to give more than 100%"

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will definitely get you there, BUT it's the Bull**** and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[hunter60]

You may have stumbled across the very meaning of the universe.... :D

[DAMAGED ONE]

You may have stumbled across the very meaning of the universe.... :DI agree! He must be God. LOL! :D