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Lordathestrings
03-06-2007, 10:49 PM
....>8 (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/unreleased_jimmy_page_guitar_riff)<....
earthman buck
03-06-2007, 11:51 PM
I hardly ever do this, but.....lol.
Do you need a degree in Journalism to work for the Onion? Because I'm willing to devote four years of my life to something I find boring if it'll mean I get to write for the Onion at the end of it all.
Akira
03-07-2007, 04:42 AM
"...proclaimed Queen guitarist Brian May, dressed in druidic robes and bathed in the rising blue smoke of a nearby fog machine."
Lmao.
hunter60
03-07-2007, 06:13 AM
Now that is some top notch writing! Hilarious!
iceandhotwax
03-07-2007, 07:45 AM
oh man that is too funny
Leedogg
03-07-2007, 09:31 AM
I loved this onion story:
CONGRESSMAN LETS HIS GUITAR DO THE TALKING
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Congressman-Lets-C.jpg
acapella
03-07-2007, 10:45 AM
"Before we shake Heaven and Earth with the vicious power of this riff, we of the High Council of Elders of the Guardians of the Protectorate of Rock ask you: Are you about to rock?" AC/DC guitarist Angus Young said. "If so, we salute you."
= lol tenf'incharactersman
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