Dry spell

[Jolly McJollyson]

Well fellas, looks like I lied, and am bringing personal problems to GT for a last hurrah. This'll be the second, and hopefully last time I do this, haha.

So, I've been single for about, well, technically 9 months, but I was hooking up with this gorgeous girl until about 2 months ago. Since then I've had nothing. I mean, NOTHING. Anyhow, my best friend up here just started dating this chick that, up until now I thought was rather hot. That's not the problem, haha, I have strict rules for friends' girlfriends. I have supressed any attractions; she's now a Persona Non Nookie. But it's reminding me that I seriously need to go get some kind of action. This dry-spell is making me depressed.

[z0s0_jp]

i wanna see some "jolly blues" lyrics :D

[quickfingers]

sex with random people is all good and fine until you get an STD and then you want to punch yourself in the face and make yourself ugly, or just randomly punch other people to make them ugly.


not to mention talking to doctors about what you specifically "did" and every other detail youd rather not go into. when drunk and in doubt, USE YOUR HAND. dont say i didnt warn ya.

[iiholly]

Bad sex with a random person= poop on a stick.

[ren]

Bad sex with a random person= poop on a stick.

Er.... only if you're doing it wrong.... :D

[Jolly McJollyson]

Er.... only if you're doing it wrong.... :D
Heh, I dunno. I wouldn't mind a little adventure on the backroads... If only I could find a woman who agreed...

[ren]

Heh, I dunno. I wouldn't mind a little adventure on the backroads... If only I could find a woman who agreed...

Well.... when I say 'wrong', I guess I mean 'the route less travelled'....

[Andrew Sa]

I'm sorry Jolly...I really dont know what to tell you except to get out there and try...but then what did you expect us to tell you?

[Jolly McJollyson]

I'm sorry Jolly...I really dont know what to tell you except to get out there and try...but then what did you expect us to tell you?
Haha, nothing, really, just felt like venting. I'll be bouncing back onto the playing field soon, I think. It takes a lot to keep the funny guy down, and the ladies love when you make them laugh.

[acapella]

This seems like a weird thing to be so worried about. Not having sex for two months just doesn't qualify as "personal problem" to me. More like "matter of course".

[earthman buck]

Yeah, don't you fret none. I don't see how the ladies could stay away from a funny, smart, guitar-playing dude like yourself.

[PRSplaya]

Haha, nothing, really, just felt like venting. I'll be bouncing back onto the playing field soon, I think. It takes a lot to keep the funny guy down, and the ladies love when you make them laugh.
I'm sure if you let the "funny guy" out all the ladies will get a good laugh. ;)

[Jolly McJollyson]

I'm sure if you let the "funny guy" out all the ladies will get a good laugh. ;)
But no one can laugh when her eye has been poked out!

[silentmusic]

But no one can laugh when her eye has been poked out!
:rolleyes: she only has one eye? ;)

[Kevin Taylor]

:rolleyes: she only has one eye? ;)

http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/one-eye.jpg
mmm...Jolly, I loooove youuuu!!

[Akira]

I'd make the most of being single, really.

*tugs on ball and chain*

As regards not getting some.

Google + your dominant hand.

[Jolly McJollyson]

http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/one-eye.jpg
mmm...Jolly, I loooove youuuu!!
She looks like Emperor Palpatine...

And now, young McJollyson....you will die.

[earthman buck]

http://s93744050.onlinehome.us/one-eye.jpg

I'd tap that.

[Anthony Derrick]

Mmmm mmmm a LOOKER, LOL.

[Andrew Sa]

Haha, nothing, really, just felt like venting. I'll be bouncing back onto the playing field soon, I think. It takes a lot to keep the funny guy down, and the ladies love when you make them laugh.


Depends, I too am a funny guy, but it seems that until recently I was kinda " haha, thats so funny, I'm gonna bone your friend" kinda funny, which is the worst kind of funny.

[aschleman]

Depends, I too am a funny guy, but it seems that until recently I was kinda " haha, thats so funny, I'm gonna bone your friend" kinda funny, which is the worst kind of funny.

I had the same problem for a long time. I was always Mr. Niceguy up until about 2 years ago. It's no fun ending up in the friend-zone... I always used my quit wits to be funny... now I use it to be an asshole... and ironically, that seems to get me farther..... Funny how those things work out like that.