Ode to the man with many stomachs.

[Akira]

So I just finished my third full plate of chicken stir fry for dinner. Tomorrow i'll either be 8ft tall or i'll weigh 800lbs, or both.

Anyway, off to get chocolate pudding...

[Dr_simon]

best deep fried in bacon grease and garnished with a pork pie !!


...would ser care for a wafer thin mint ?

[Akira]

best deep fried in bacon grease and garnished with a pork pie !!


...would ser care for a wafer thin mint ?

I'll have to try that me thinks!

And why yes, i'll take 40,000. :D

[Jolly McJollyson]

...would ser care for a wafer thin mint ?
Baht eet eez wahfer theen!

[elklandercc]

best deep fried in bacon grease and garnished with a pork pie !!


...would ser care for a wafer thin mint ?
Haha, The Meaning of Life...classic.

[pizzicatopicker]

Nobody likes brussel sprouts, well, they dont until they try them they way my dad makes them. It fries them in bacon grease, or what not.

[earthman buck]

...would ser care for a wafer thin mint ?
Feck off, I'm full!
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/creosote.jpg

Akira, 3 plates of stir fry = child's play. My uncle from Alberta came out this weekend, and in celebration, my whole family ate themselves ridiculous. I estimate I have taken in (and this is my serious estimate) about 5 pounds of turkey, buns, pickles, cake, and cookies. And I'm still goin' strong, even though I feel like total sh**.

:o

[Hammurabi]

I wish I had a bigger stomach so I could enjoy more food more often. I wonder if there are exercises one can do to help with this.

[Lordathestrings]

Each a large bowl of rice, followed by a quart of water.
:eek:

[Dr_simon]

10 pies a day administered either as pie sandwiches (a pie in the middle with a pie on either side !! You may have to cut the last one into 3) or deep fried

[Jolly McJollyson]

10 pies a day administered either as pie sandwiches (a pie in the middle with a pie on either side !! You may have to cut the last one into 3) or deep fried
Pansy.

I did that with cake. Ice cream cake. Then I jumped in a hot tub full of chocolate pudding and ate it all while spraying four cans of whipped cream directly into my mouth.

5'7", 140 and holding. True story.

[Lordathestrings]

When I was 16, I could eat frightening quantities of anything that couldn't outrun me. 155 lbs.

By age 25, I still weighed 155, didn't eat quite as much, but could drink like a man just in from a week in the desert and still worked the next day.

By age 50, I weighed 165, didn't eat or drink as much as I used to, but didn't give weight a second thought.

I turn 54 next month; I now weigh 225 lbs. ~sigh~

[Akira]

When I was 16, I could eat frightening quantities of anything that couldn't outrun me. 155 lbs.

By age 25, I still weighed 155, didn't eat quite as much, but could drink like a man just in from a week in the desert and still worked the next day.

By age 50, I weighed 165, didn't eat or drink as much as I used to, but didn't give weight a second thought.

I turn 54 next month; I now weigh 225 lbs. ~sigh~

People keep saying to me that my eating habits will catch me up in my 20's...

...so I've got two years to eat all that I can!

[Mark Pav]

I used to be able to eat a lot too. I've always been around 5'8" or so and 150lbs on a good day. When I was 14 I managed to eat 7 Big Macs, plus a large thickshake, a hot apple pie, small fries, and a few other things, all for lunch one day. At around 18 years old I was on a diet where I couldn't eat sugar and was ravenous, no matter how much I ate. One day I had at least 32 (sugar free) waffles for breakfast, 16lbs worth of juiced carrots and then I ate an entire roast for lunch. That actually made me feel pretty lousy. I had to lie down and I thought I was gonna die from over-eating.

[Dr_simon]

man I lived life in my 20, ate and drank my fill then hit 30 and became a fat bas&ard !

Then all my hair fell out and the little that was left started to go grey.

very funny !

[Akira]

man I lived life in my 20, ate and drank my fill then hit 30 and became a fat bas&ard !

Then all my hair fell out and the little that was left started to go grey.

very funny !

Do we get a before and after? :D

[rockonn91]

I estimate I have taken in (and this is my serious estimate) about 5 pounds of turkey...
... you really do like that turkey, dont you?

or is it a celebration of not having to shovel their crap anymore?

[earthman buck]

... you really do like that turkey, dont you?

or is it a celebration of not having to shovel their crap anymore?
Actually, I have one more weekend of work. Which won't be so bad, because I didn't have to work this past weekend (or the weekend before), for some reason.

And yes, I do love eating my turkey. Num nums.

[acapella]

Nobody can eat as much as me. I mean, in the world. I'll challenge you all to an eating contest to, just to prove it. Any takers?

[Lordathestrings]

Nobody can eat as much as me. I mean, in the world. I'll challenge you all to an eating contest to, just to prove it. Any takers?

Come to Calgary, and visit the Ranchman's restaurant. They have a special AAA Alberta beef 72 oz.steak with all the fixin's. $125. Free if you can eat it all in 1 hour.

Ain't never been done.

Most contenders cram all that steak down in about 15 minutes, but then their jaws are too tired to chew anymore, and the rest of the meal just doesn't go down fast enough.

That's putting your money where your mouth is. :p

[Dr_simon]

Im thinking that it is not the wining or the loosing so much as the taking part that is important !!!

where did you say this place is ???

Made me think of this we snack !

http://tarapfeifer.com/albums/stuff/burger_copy.jpg

yep a burger many times bigger than your head ! oh yesssss !

[Dr_simon]

or this one...

http://www.dennysbeerbarrelpub.com/IMAGES/50pound.jpg

[Lordathestrings]

... where did you say this place is ???

If you happen to be in the neighbourhood... :D

[Mark Pav]

Come to Calgary, and visit the Ranchman's restaurant. They have a special AAA Alberta beef 72 oz.steak with all the fixin's. $125. Free if you can eat it all in 1 hour.

That's a lot of cow!

Expensive, too.

[Lordathestrings]

That's a lot of cow!

Expensive, too.

How much would you expect to pay for 6 top-quality 12 oz. steak dinners?

[Akira]

:eek:

I have a new purpose in life.

[acapella]

4.5 pounds of pure meat? Now I know why I'm still alive, I haven't tried to eat that yet! Well, I'll soon change that. I declare a road trip is in the pipeline. Hoorah!

So if I can eat that, will y'alls give me some kind of reward?

[Dr_simon]

.....an emetic

[Lordathestrings]

.....an emetic
hmm... I believe that would be similarly perilous to gut-punching a tobacco-chewer. :eek:



But hey, it's your shoes, right? :p

[Dr_simon]

diced carrots don't bother me !!