"New practice space" or "The Greasy Knots Are Awesome"

[acapella]

Well, GuitarPsy, looks like you can have Luke's shed after all. The Knots have a brand new space, and it's called...
THE GARAGE!!!!

Luke had to take his drums out of the shed and didn't want to put them back in there, on account of the cat crap and drum corrosion. Then we remembered that I have another house where nobody lives. So we went over there to check out the garage, and it is AWESOME! All we have to do is clean it up a bit, put in some lights, probably do something with floor (it's gravel now), and we're good to go. It even has a bunch of awesome stuff we can use to decorate, like boxes of old records, old armchairs, an old oven, all kinds of wicked old stuff. We went and checked out the house too, and decided we're gonna live there. We practiced in the living room a bit. We won't be doing that again for a while, because apparently the reason nobody lives there is that the ceiling broke in, releasing all the cancer-inducing particles. You know, the stuff that on TV they clean out with biohazard suits and motorized gas masks. There was some in the garage on the floor, so we moved the bags and tossed it out with a shovel. Apparently once it gets airborn, it's even deadlier! So if we all get lung cancer and die, you'll know why we aren't posting anymore. Anyway, back to the positive. The garage is wicked, and someday we'll probably be able to live in that house. So, good stuff. We also worked out a lot of a song I wrote, me and Brendon are gonna try it out for our performance in class today. So aside from the cancer, everything is pretty rockin'! When we get some new pics we'll put them up on the website. I won't put them on here, because I want to force you into visiting. Why don't you visit anymore? I get so lonely...

[earthman buck]

Here's how awesome that house is: the three of us probably spent a combined total of 45 minutes running through the rooms with no pants on.

[magicninja]

Now you'll all get asbestos wiener. No cure you know.

[pure]

stay away from the asbestos. its deadlier than aids.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

You need to tell somebody about that asbestos, you idiots! :eek:

[pure]

hmm earthman and acapella haven't posted since yesterday... :rolleyes:

(in memory of the greasy knots)

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/musik/music-smiley-026.gif

oh hell yeah-http://users.telenet.be/eforum/emoticons4u/violent/sterb034.gif

[jiujitsu_jesus]

hmm earthman and acapella haven't posted since yesterday... :rolleyes:


Please don't say that, man! I'm worried about them now! :(

[earthman buck]

Aw, you kids are alright. We're fine....so far. I assume lung cancer takes a few years.

Well, I'm off to the house to stick my head in the ceiling crack and breathe deeply. Toodles!

[rockonn91]

YAY SPRINKLE DIRT.

youre my hero, brendon.

[pure]

you guys should have like not posted for a week and then seen how many "greasy knots tribute" threads i would have made. i would have eventually started a tribute band. you guys have to screw everything up don't you! now I'm gonna stick my head into my old roof which probably has a bunch of asbestos and die before something random kills me

[ericthecableguy]

Nice that things are going good again...but asbestos...for the love of God man-what are you thinking????? :eek:

[acapella]

Well, I'm pretty sure I was thinking "hey, I bet this house is just crawling with asbestos! With any luck, being in it will cause a slow and painful death! Now to toss this pile with a shovel, because I know for a fact that being airborn makes it even DEADLIER!!!" But I can't seem to remember the exact events, at any rate I bet it was intentional, being that we're such idiots and all. *No smilies. Not even one.*

[earthman buck]

See, we didn't know about the asbestos until we'd already spent several hours rolling on the floor.

[ericthecableguy]

Ok. My apoligies. I didn't understand that you didn't know there was asbestos there. I knew you were smarter than that.

[earthman buck]

Ok. My apoligies. I didn't understand that you didn't know there was asbestos there. I knew you were smarter than that.
That's what you think. We're going back to practice tonight.

[pure]

man i wish i could find an abandoned house not full of hobos. i'll turn that thing into my peace chillin crib. quiet, peaceful, and nice and comfortable.

you guys need to find a way to get that asbestos out of the house. and please don't shovel it, it will be airborne in your neighborhood and some innocent jogger or something will be running by and inhale that stuff. put them in 20-layered bags and put them on your side of the road or something.

[ericthecableguy]

some innocent jogger or something will be running by and inhale that stuff.

Sounds like an episode of house.

[magicninja]

Take a biopsy it might be penilinoma better known as asbestos wiener.

I love House.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Get a hose and saturate all the asbestos - ALL of it. Don't leave a single patch dry. It will then be relatively safe to shovel it out. But don't just leave it out in the open, or it will dry off and some passer-by will just breathe it in, like Pure said.

Oh, and for God's sake wear masks when you're at it. You don't want to risk shortening your lifespan even more! :eek:

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

get the asbestos taken car of... seriously... and then you can have an awesome practice site/house to live in.

[earthman buck]

We didn't even go in the house last night. We just played in the garage next to the oh-so-harmful-when-inhaled Zonolite.

[earthman buck]

Take a biopsy it might be penilinoma better known as asbestos wiener.

I love House.
Greatest post ever.

[acapella]

Get a hose and saturate all the asbestos - ALL of it. Don't leave a single patch dry. It will then be relatively safe to shovel it out. But don't just leave it out in the open, or it will dry off and some passer-by will just breathe it in, like Pure said.

Oh, and for God's sake wear masks when you're at it. You don't want to risk shortening your lifespan even more! :eek:
It's in the cieling. How do we get up there? The only way in is the hole where all the cancer's coming out.

[acapella]

Although I guess we SHOULD get rid of this stuff:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e10/rosewaterdiapersmell/MVC-003S.jpg

[acapella]

Dude get the hell out of that house! its an abandoned house! the ceiling broke in! You guys better watch out. Dude if the asbestos doesnt kill you the house will! you guys practice there like every night with your amps probably turned up loud enough to cause big enough vibrations to break the foundation of the house. especially that bass amp. plus with the ceiling already broken thats not gonna help you one bit.

the house is gonna cave in on you all soon. some things are just too good to be true.
It isn't abandoned, we just don't live in it because of the asbestos. People lived there right up to the time we bought it, and my parents still go there every single day. We don't play in the house anyway, that's the garage. We just have to move those bags out of it and it's empty of cancer.

[ericthecableguy]

Take a biopsy it might be penilinoma better known as asbestos wiener.

I love House.

The biopsy only comes after the MRI, lumbar puncture induced coma, 7 threats to sue for mal-practise and severly pissing off cuddy.

[magicninja]

My money's still on a case of the old asbestos wiener. Sadly, amputation is the only option.

[earthman buck]

My money's still on a case of the old asbestos wiener. Sadly, amputation is the only option.
You can have it when I'm done. I hear you need a new chimney.

[Akira]

You can have it when I'm done. I hear you need a new chimney.

I think you heard him wrong, he needs some firelighter substitutes for his new open fire as the local store don't sell any.

[earthman buck]

I think you heard him wrong, he needs some firelighter substitutes for his new open fire as the local store don't sell any.
It still gets the job done.

[magicninja]

You can have it when I'm done. I hear you need a new chimney.
Oh Yeah! I forgot I told you about the miniture village I was building.

[ericthecableguy]

Oh Yeah! I forgot I told you about the miniture village I was building.
Hey oh!!!!! :D

*Holds earthman back.*

[magicninja]

Hey oh!!!!! :D

*Holds earthman back.*
Right! Hold him there. I'll go get the tweezers. :D

[earthman buck]

HA! You guys are awesome.

[magicninja]

Yeah, we know. :cool: