Prank Patrol

[ericthecableguy]

Yes, I'm going camping with my friends this weekend.
I want to pull an epic prank that will solidify myself in history.
My problem is that now that im under pressure ive come up blank.
Can we all put our heads together and think up something.
I wil have 1-3 accomplices to help me.
Any input is great apreciated. Lets have some fun with this one.

[bigbuda]

1-3 folks that will help you is cool, but how many people are you trying to prank?

[pure]

oh wow what a coincidence?

tomorrow's my last day of school as a freshman and ive been thinkin up a whole bunch of pranks.

i cant think of anything at the moment but here's a site that helped me: http://www.pranksite.com/

good luck and give me some small pranks i can do that wont get me in big trouble.

lol coincidentally i found my lost whoopie cushion today.

[ericthecableguy]

1-3 folks that will help you is cool, but how many people are you trying to prank?
Anywhere from 2-14.
And thanks pure for the site.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Just think like MacGyver. As doofy as it sounds, I'm actually being serious. You've got an environment of things around you that are perfect for all sorts of things. You're going camping, so you're going to probably be in a wooded area. What are all the kinds of things you'd expect to find in a wooded area? You've got leaves, wood, sticks, mud, rocks, and all sorts of other things. And that's just for example, but just think about the kinds of things that you will have readily at your access. Just think to yourself. What would MacGyver do?

[ericthecableguy]

Wow...what else can be said. Mcgyver is a hero.

[Cryptic Excretions]

Wow...what else can be said. Mcgyver is a hero.
You're goddamn right, son.

[guitarfreak141]

Just think like MacGyver. As doofy as it sounds, I'm actually being serious. You've got an environment of things around you that are perfect for all sorts of things. You're going camping, so you're going to probably be in a wooded area. What are all the kinds of things you'd expect to find in a wooded area? You've got leaves, wood, sticks, mud, rocks, and all sorts of other things. And that's just for example, but just think about the kinds of things that you will have readily at your access. Just think to yourself. What would MacGyver do?

Are you saying he should make a bomb out of a banana peel? In any case, excellent advice

[elklandercc]

Are you saying he should make a bomb out of a bananna peel? In any case, excellent advice
Actually, that is quite possible. If you were to take a bunch of banana peels, scrap off the insides, boil them in water untill its a paste, then put the paste on cookie sheets and let it dry... you get black powder (I think, or some other kind of flamable powder.)

[pure]

so in other words i eat gun powder?

[elklandercc]

No, just the properties that can make up the powder. In reality, you would need around 20 lbs of banana's to make a decent amout of the stuff. Anyhoo, you eat the peels?!?!?!?!

[PonyOne]

just copy my epic prank: stall out your car in a cemetery in the dead of night and start shrieking in terror... i posted it up here after i did it...

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Er, I'm stumped... set an alarm clock to ring at one'o'clock in the morning and sew it into the lining of somebody's tent?

[earthman buck]

TP-ing never gets old. TP the whole campgrounds.

[pure]

Er, I'm stumped... set an alarm clock to ring at one'o'clock in the morning and sew it into the lining of somebody's tent?

who sleeps early while camping? they'll be still awake when it rings.

[rockonn91]

just copy my epic prank: stall out your car in a cemetery in the dead of night and start shrieking in terror... i posted it up here after i did it...
I remember when you posted that. absolutely hilarious, man.

[magicninja]

Find all the car keys and make sure to tell everyone to lock thier doors except you leave one locked. You leave one of yours unlocked. Find a recording of bear sounds on the net you can put to cd. Get a cordless cd player. Get a friend to hide a bear suit in the woods. Say " I gotta piss have said friend have to piss at the same time. Both go into woods. push play on bear sound cd full volume. Run out screaming the ****er got him!!! Run to your car and lock the door. Nobody will be able to find thier keys and they'll cry. They'll hate you forever.

[pure]

Find all the car keys and make sure to tell everyone to lock thier doors except you leave one locked. You leave one of yours unlocked. Find a recording of bear sounds on the net you can put to cd. Get a cordless cd player. Get a friend to hide a bear suit in the woods. Say " I gotta piss have said friend have to piss at the same time. Both go into woods. push play on bear sound cd full volume. Run out screaming the ****er got him!!! Run to your car and lock the door. Nobody will be able to find thier keys and they'll cry. They'll hate you forever.

thats awesome! except I've never heard of a cd player with a cord. inless its a sterio. but itll be hard finding a bear suit. and itll be funny if the bear sounds bring real bears over there. or if some brave dude runs out there with a gun and shoots the stuffed bear. but thats a smart plan.

[aschleman]

Hm.... epic pranks.... here are a few me and my boys have pulled...

1. Jello in the toilet bowl... Basically, our last day of school my senior year... I had baseball practice the night before and got a few friends to help me... We had practice really late because we watched film in one of the rooms of one of the pitchers that we would see that weekend... Anyway... I got a few friends to go in and get 15 things of Jello... the cleaer kind... We went around to random toilets and urinals in the guys locker room and filled them with the clear Jello... mixed it up... and let it set over night. When we came in in the morning to get ready for our double header... It was solidified.... One of our pitchers went in to relieve himself and... needless to say... he need to get a new pair of pants for the game...

2. Works Bomb... We use this one whenever we want to scare the crap out of someone... By far the very best one was when we told a friend as we were waiting outside school for one of our other friends... that we had very very important chemicals in a duffle bag for a chemistry project... and that if they happen to mix... it would essentially make a form of mustard nerve gas that would kill anyone within 50 feet within about 2 minutes of initial exposure... He of course didn't believe us.... BUT! We said... "But dude, seriously... keep an eye on this bag while I go talk to James...". He began to get sketchy about it... the seed was planted... So when I came back I had a works bomb in my pocket (I will not divulge how to create a works bomb... because I don't want to be responsible for whatever carnage you cause)... The key is to do everything quickly... With Works bombs... it's essentially a chemical reaction between two things... You have to shake the works bomb and place it in the bag and back away without the person knowing you did it... So I had a friend momentarily distract him as I shook the bottle and unzipped the bag to "check the chemicals" and tossed the bomb in there... Then I said... "Everything looks good... just don't bump the bag"... as I walk away.... I of course "accidentally" bump the bag... Me and my other friend that was in on it both look at each other in horror... and began to back away very very slowly... This is when the other guy we're pranking really starts to buy in on it... Works bombs take anywhere between 10 seconds to 1 minute to go off... depending on how strong you mix it and what size bottle you use... He starts to get an uneasy look in his eye as me and my other friend look at each and began walking slower backwards... Our other friend was sitting down.. he then stands up and begans to walk slowly away from the bag... then.... BANG!!! the bag flies open from the pressure of the small explosion and a cloud of green (made by adding food color) fills the air... It was probably the single greatest moment in my life when the guy turns to run with a look of absolute terror on his face... he starts screaming "GET EVERYONE OUT OF HERE!!! CALL 911!!! OH MY GOD!!!" and as he turns to run away... he NAILS this girl that's just kind of wondering what just exploded and knocks her on her ass... Then we started laughing and our friend figured out it was a prank... I ended up getting in trouble even though my chemistry teacher and principal both told me it was the "grandest and most spectacular scheme either of them had seen or heard of".......... ah... high school days.

NOTE!!!! Works Bombs aren't that dangerous... If they're made in the manner that I made it... However, they can be potentially dangerous if abused.

3. Water Balloons under the seat cover... Pretty simple... you find a friend that has seat covers in his or her car... and you make a few small water balloons up and tuck them under his seat cover toward the back of the seat... when he/she sits down... instant wet ass.

Those are some of the pranks I've pulled in my day... just a few... There are many many more where that came from though... just basic shenannagans... Sorry for the long post... but there's some things for you to consider. haha

[earthman buck]

Dude, those are awesome. I have this book of pranks at home, but none of them are really on a grandiose school prank level. Unless.......

If your school has showers, sneak in when no one's around, take off all the shower heads, and put bouillon cubes in all of them. Then put them back, so it looks as if nothing is amiss. When sweaty athletes come in for a shower-off, they will instead be greeted by beef/chicken/pork sludge.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

If your school has showers, sneak in when no one's around, take off all the shower heads, and put bouillon cubes in all of them. Then put them back, so it looks as if nothing is amiss. When sweaty athletes come in for a shower-off, they will instead be greeted by beef/chicken/pork sludge.

LMAO!

That works bomb story is classic, aschleman! :D Have some rep. As for the clear jelly prank - funny, but perhaps a bit too cruel...

[CW14]

Slip a few live spiders into the tent. Big harmless ones like huntsmans.

[ericthecableguy]

Ok... I'm back.
We decided on the fairly harmless prank of taping everyones tents shut.

So...
...three of us stayed up until 4 am so everyone was fast asleep.
We snuck out and one of the leaders (it was our youth group) heard us and came out of her tent so we dove into my friends.

10 minutes later, we snuck out and walked a quarter mile into the woods with a roll of ductape to cut strips.

We brought them back and succesfully taped up the first tent. We then snuck to the tent of 2 very beautiful but extremely stupid girls. We got to work and heard moving. We stopped and heard more moving...then voices.

We charged into the forest. We heard them going:
"Somethings trying to break into our tent"
"Don't be scared, Don't be scared"

They were freaking . They eventully came out, and in hopes of keeping the prank alive, we told them what was going on, so they wouldn't case a fury.

So...we started hearing more voices, people who had been awoken...and in realizing the dream was over, we walked back to our tents with our tails between our legs.

Now, now. The story isn't over. This seemingly harmless prank could has been heavier than we intended. We learned the next day that right after we went back to bed, the park rangers were chasing a bear right behind, and around our site. :eek: Scary s***, I know.

Anyways, we had a great time, and thanks for reading this whole long ramble.

:)

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Wow... good thing you didn't decide on the fake-bear-roar prank, or you might have been attacked by a couple of park rangers! :eek:

[rockonn91]

you should have pranked the bear.

taped up its cave or something.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

you should have pranked the bear.

taped up its cave or something.

LMAO! :D Rep points.

Edit:... or not. It's funny, I can never remember the last time I gave you rep, but I'm constantly needing to spread it around! :confused:

[earthman buck]

you should have pranked the bear.

taped up its cave or something.
I read that pretty quickly the first time, I thought it said "You should have pranked the beer. Tapped up it's keg or something."

[pure]

I read that pretty quickly the first time, I thought it said "You should have pranked the beer. Tapped up it's keg or something."

that asbestos did more harm than i thought.

[ericthecableguy]

Good thing i didn't get screwed by a bear eh guys... :rolleyes:

[earthman buck]

Good thing i didn't get screwed by a bear eh guys... :rolleyes:
Eh, eh? Eh? Eh? Eh.

Go back to Canada, moose boy.

[ericthecableguy]

Eh, eh? Eh? Eh? Eh.

Go back to Canada, moose boy.

Hey. Now, now. My meese could beat up your turkeys.

[earthman buck]

Hey. Now, now. My meese could beat up your turkeys.
Not if I do it first.

[Andrew Sa]

oi, you bloody Canadians eh...fighting amongst yourselves...lets hear it for civil war eh!

[magicninja]

Hey you Bear ****er!! Do you require assistance?!?!

[elklandercc]

Hey you Bear ****er!! Do you require assistance?!?!
Oh yea!!!!

[pure]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_30.gif

stop fighting you kids.

[ericthecableguy]

Hey you Bear ****er!! Do you require assistance?!?!

Please. Lets show those bloody westerners! :D

[magicninja]

You boys like Mexico?!?!

Super Troopers is the ****.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

I don't know why the Canadians have a monopoly on "eh", we say it regularly in Australia as well... :confused:

[aschleman]

To get back to the Prank topic...

I attended the Indy 500 this weekend. Luckily I had my companies tickets to the Goodyear suite...... all you can drink for free... So needless to say me and the friend I was with were wasted at about 9 in the morning... After the race we went to Hooters and met up with some people that didn't go to the race... When I pulled up I noticed that my friend was passed out. He does this all the time... that's why we call him "Sleeps". Sometimes he's out for 10 minutes... sometimes 10 hours... But I pull my car into the parking lot and I notice a parking spot that has very little room on either side to park... So instantly the light bulb goes off.... I park my car so that in order to get I have to climb through my sunroof.... So when he wakes up to come join us... he's going to be like "WTF?"..... Initially I was going to leave it at that... But then I remembered the fact that I have a remote sunroof.............. So I come back out and close the sunroof... So my buddy is passed out drunk in my car parked between two cars... he can only open the doors so far... but not far enough to get out.... We sit by a window seat so that we can watch him get up... and we pray that the people that park beside us don't leave... Luckily for us he wakes up before they leave... The first time he wakes up he jumps up... startled... looks around and goes back to sleep... Then he wakes up again and tries to see if he can fit out the door... Which is hilarious because their was no way in heck he ws fitting through it... He gets one arm out and tries to crawl out... All the while we're gathered around the window starting, pointing, and laughing... we get a small crowd that starts to gather around and pretty soon the whole hooters is watching.... So this drunk guy, dissoriented and scared... is trying to climb out of my car... he gets his head and one arm out of the cracked door and falls asleep again... I tell everyone I'm going to go let him out... they boo me.... I wake him up and tell him the sunroof is open so he can climb out... he grumbles then nods.... I walk back in and enjoy the comical entertainment once more... This drunk guy climbing out of a sunroof in the Hooters parking lot... with about 20-30 people + the Hooters girls gathered around this one side of the restaruant... He finally makes it out and passes out again on the ground... I go out and get my picture taken with him (forgot my digital camera at his apartment too...)... next thing I know...there's a line of people (about 10 or 12) that want to get their picture taken with him... haha. It was hilarious... Just imagine a drunk that had been drinking for about 10 hours straight... trying to climb out of a slightly opened door... and/or a sunroof... haha. we ended up getting our meal for free that night too by the owner of the Hooters. I know he'll get me back in someway though... I just know it won't be when I'm drunk because he always passes out... it's just tooooo easy.

sorry for the long post.... haha

[Akira]

To get back to the Prank topic...

I attended the Indy 500 this weekend. Luckily I had my companies tickets to the Goodyear suite...... all you can drink for free... So needless to say me and the friend I was with were wasted at about 9 in the morning... After the race we went to Hooters and met up with some people that didn't go to the race... When I pulled up I noticed that my friend was passed out. He does this all the time... that's why we call him "Sleeps". Sometimes he's out for 10 minutes... sometimes 10 hours... But I pull my car into the parking lot and I notice a parking spot that has very little room on either side to park... So instantly the light bulb goes off.... I park my car so that in order to get I have to climb through my sunroof.... So when he wakes up to come join us... he's going to be like "WTF?"..... Initially I was going to leave it at that... But then I remembered the fact that I have a remote sunroof.............. So I come back out and close the sunroof... So my buddy is passed out drunk in my car parked between two cars... he can only open the doors so far... but not far enough to get out.... We sit by a window seat so that we can watch him get up... and we pray that the people that park beside us don't leave... Luckily for us he wakes up before they leave... The first time he wakes up he jumps up... startled... looks around and goes back to sleep... Then he wakes up again and tries to see if he can fit out the door... Which is hilarious because their was no way in heck he ws fitting through it... He gets one arm out and tries to crawl out... All the while we're gathered around the window starting, pointing, and laughing... we get a small crowd that starts to gather around and pretty soon the whole hooters is watching.... So this drunk guy, dissoriented and scared... is trying to climb out of my car... he gets his head and one arm out of the cracked door and falls asleep again... I tell everyone I'm going to go let him out... they boo me.... I wake him up and tell him the sunroof is open so he can climb out... he grumbles then nods.... I walk back in and enjoy the comical entertainment once more... This drunk guy climbing out of a sunroof in the Hooters parking lot... with about 20-30 people + the Hooters girls gathered around this one side of the restaruant... He finally makes it out and passes out again on the ground... I go out and get my picture taken with him (forgot my digital camera at his apartment too...)... next thing I know...there's a line of people (about 10 or 12) that want to get their picture taken with him... haha. It was hilarious... Just imagine a drunk that had been drinking for about 10 hours straight... trying to climb out of a slightly opened door... and/or a sunroof... haha. we ended up getting our meal for free that night too by the owner of the Hooters. I know he'll get me back in someway though... I just know it won't be when I'm drunk because he always passes out... it's just tooooo easy.

sorry for the long post.... haha

Lmao!!!

I would give you rep, but I have to spread the ****ing thing around some more. T_T

[jiujitsu_jesus]

That one was really cruel. :(

Still ingenious, though!

[pure]

Lmao!!!

I would give you rep, but I have to spread the ****ing thing around some more. T_T

spread some rep on me. spread it all over me.

[Rsam16]

spread some rep on me. spread it all over me.

I second that :p

[rockonn91]

whoah, sam where have you been lately? seems I havnt seen you around in awhile.

[ericthecableguy]

Here's a couple pics. Doctored and butchered by yours truly. I'm the one in both of them.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/ericweavers/TWO.jpg

[ericthecableguy]

and...
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/ericweavers/Hpim1023.jpg

[rockonn91]

wtf? :confused:

[Rsam16]

whoah, sam where have you been lately?...

Playing My guitar ;) :cool:

[ericthecableguy]

Glad you like the pics earthman, thanks for the rep, can't return the favour though...you know why.
If I didn't make it clear, they are camping pictures that I modified in a fit of boredom.

[rockonn91]

you did. it was just so random and weird I thought it deserved a "wtf?". not a bad one, but rather more of a LOL-wtf.

do you know what I mean?

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

To get back to the Prank topic...

I attended the Indy 500 this weekend. Luckily I had my companies tickets to the Goodyear suite...... all you can drink for free... So needless to say me and the friend I was with were wasted at about 9 in the morning... After the race we went to Hooters and met up with some people that didn't go to the race... When I pulled up I noticed that my friend was passed out. He does this all the time... that's why we call him "Sleeps". Sometimes he's out for 10 minutes... sometimes 10 hours... But I pull my car into the parking lot and I notice a parking spot that has very little room on either side to park... So instantly the light bulb goes off.... I park my car so that in order to get I have to climb through my sunroof.... So when he wakes up to come join us... he's going to be like "WTF?"..... Initially I was going to leave it at that... But then I remembered the fact that I have a remote sunroof.............. So I come back out and close the sunroof... So my buddy is passed out drunk in my car parked between two cars... he can only open the doors so far... but not far enough to get out.... We sit by a window seat so that we can watch him get up... and we pray that the people that park beside us don't leave... Luckily for us he wakes up before they leave... The first time he wakes up he jumps up... startled... looks around and goes back to sleep... Then he wakes up again and tries to see if he can fit out the door... Which is hilarious because their was no way in heck he ws fitting through it... He gets one arm out and tries to crawl out... All the while we're gathered around the window starting, pointing, and laughing... we get a small crowd that starts to gather around and pretty soon the whole hooters is watching.... So this drunk guy, dissoriented and scared... is trying to climb out of my car... he gets his head and one arm out of the cracked door and falls asleep again... I tell everyone I'm going to go let him out... they boo me.... I wake him up and tell him the sunroof is open so he can climb out... he grumbles then nods.... I walk back in and enjoy the comical entertainment once more... This drunk guy climbing out of a sunroof in the Hooters parking lot... with about 20-30 people + the Hooters girls gathered around this one side of the restaruant... He finally makes it out and passes out again on the ground... I go out and get my picture taken with him (forgot my digital camera at his apartment too...)... next thing I know...there's a line of people (about 10 or 12) that want to get their picture taken with him... haha. It was hilarious... Just imagine a drunk that had been drinking for about 10 hours straight... trying to climb out of a slightly opened door... and/or a sunroof... haha. we ended up getting our meal for free that night too by the owner of the Hooters. I know he'll get me back in someway though... I just know it won't be when I'm drunk because he always passes out... it's just tooooo easy.

sorry for the long post.... haha
instant classic. I repped you for that one!

[ericthecableguy]

Wow...The rep poured in over that picture.
It got me 16 points...