School couldn't be more uptight.

[elklandercc]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/elklandercc/writeup.jpg

Who writes somone up for that....honestly haha. The Vp said the teacher could have gotton me for sexual harrasment, I told her I was talking to my friend, how about I get her with invasion of privacy. She stoped talking and I signed the slip and left.

[stackny]

Ahhhhh the days of high school. I miss the irresponsibility, but college is so much better.

[Kevin Taylor]

oh god... :rolleyes:
If I had a kid who came home with something like that I'd laugh my head off.

[Dr_simon]

dude the thing about misbehaving at school is that it trains you how not to get caught later on in life !

[SlightlyInsane]

Some girl at my school got detention for calling a teacher a whore. It was funny. Oh yeah, the teacher was a man.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

That's ridiculous. Stuff like that goes on in my classes all the time, and the teachers don't bat an eye - and I go to a Catholic school!
By the way, I think that teacher has the most child-like handwriting I've ever seen from an adult.

[Tonja_Renee]

Yeah - I agree that is pretty uptight... and especially if it wasn't even directed at the teacher....

It is pretty funny though... Something for your scrapbook for sure...lol

[CW14]

I once got a detention for arriving to class 10 seconds late. That teacher must have been an ex-drill sergeant or something.

[elklandercc]

dude the thing about misbehaving at school is that it trains you how not to get caught later on in life !
I'm pretty much the master of that. For stupid stuff like this I don't care but I go all out commando even if its just trowing a stink bomb. My school has lots of camera's so you have to avoid them. A few weeks ago it was a full week of kids throwing stinkboms, at least twice a day. I threw 3 that week. They call me the uni-bomber now cause I was the only one not to get caught.....further more, I was escourted to the office to empty my pockets. I put the bombs right in front of the vp's face....she let me go. I had them hidden in two highlighters.....damn I'm good. I opened the door to my vending class and threw them across the hall into the school store. A freshman threw one a few minutes later and got caught and blamed for mine. I've been contemplating what to do for senior prank....steal this metal knight they have and weld a "penis and scrotum" to it then take it back, or a smoke bomb that could fill half the school, and its a big school.

[jeffhx]

a mate of mine peed into a plastic bag... it was a lot of pee as we all contributed to filling it up as much as possible... and then we threw it across the hallway...it slid almost half of it....the smell was nasty...

[Kevin Taylor]

Not to be a killjoy or anything, but I'd avoid the stink bomb stuff.
Especially these days with all the terrorist crap and student shootings. You could find a swat team descending on your parents place one morning.
Not to mention, if one of the students has bad asthma or is alergic to any of the chemicals you're using you could be looking at a hefty lawsuit or even murder charges.
I'd stick with the penis jokes.

[elklandercc]

That kinda what one of my teachers said to me. He was like " if they really wanna know who it is, they could call the fbi and tell them its bio-terrorism." I geuss your right, but I still wanna steal that knight.

[jeffhx]

or pee is fine tooo...

[elklandercc]

or pee is fine tooo...
Haha, i'd rather not. What if I go to throw it and it break open on me...ewwwww. But that reminds me of another story. Two kids from my grade were always getting into verbal fights weekly waiting for the other to throw the first punch. So one kid saved 2 weeks worth of..ahem..semen.One day a fight broke out between the two of then and the kid won, after he got off from on top of the other kid, he took a jar from his jacket pocked and dumped it on the other kids face. Talk about gross. I feel bad for that kid.

[Kevin Taylor]

That kinda what one of my teachers said to me. He was like " if they really wanna know who it is, they could call the fbi and tell them its bio-terrorism." I geuss your right, but I still wanna steal that knight.

I'd just be more aware of doing stuff like that. If you're in grade 12 you're right on the edge of being considered an adult. So if you got caught, being charged as an adult is a whole lot bigger deal than being charged as a minor.
Plus having a police record would really suck when you start looking for work.
Then there's the worst part... getting your name published in the paper and having all your neighbors point you out as 'that guy who got arrested'

[elklandercc]

I'd just be more aware of doing stuff like that. If you're in grade 12 you're right on the edge of being considered an adult. So if you got caught, being charged as an adult is a whole lot bigger deal than being charged as a minor.
Plus having a police record would really suck when you start looking for work.
Then there's the worst part... getting your name published in the paper and having all your neighbors point you out as 'that guy who got arrested'
:o I kinda already got arrested once, but they let me go, and my friend told me it was in the local paper :(

[earthman buck]

Talkin' about gettin' in trouble at school, huh? I've got a few amusing stories to share.

This one time, a few of my friends and myself were setting grass on fire with a magnifying glass. We got caught, and got written up for it. The principal was pretty cool about it. He called us into his office, and we all thought we were in for it big time. Then he took us outside, and explained exactly why things could be set on fire with a magnifying glass. He then produced a contraption he had that was meant for holding paper and a magnifying glass. We put the sheets the other teacher had written up about us in the device, and he forced us to burn them. It was a blast. And of course, we missed class to do this. It was great.

Another time, we had a guest speaker talk to us about mental illness and depression and suicide and the like. My friends and I occasionally giggled at the presentation, but overall we were MUCH better behaved than we usually are for such presentations. Later, we were called into the resource room by a teacher. We walked in, honestly not knowing why we were there. In front of us, there was a round table at which nearly every teacher in the school was sitting. As soon as we entered the room, the teachers sort of opened the circle up so they were all facing us. They wore identical looks of disapproval. It was like some horrible meeting of darkness. In fact, we still refer to it as the "Council of Evil thing." Anyhow, they lectured us on being respectful to guest speakers. We tried to point out that we had never been better behaved in all our lives (which was basically true), but we just couldn't get through to them. Nothing came of it. Teachers in my school are too lazy to take action. Also, as much grief as we cause them, we're "the good kids."

Now, my personal favourite story. Just last year (or maybe it was the year before), myself and my bandmates (acapella rapeme among them) were just kinda hanging out. It was our Public Service class, which is basically just a spare. Then the principal came (different principal from the 1st story) in and told us to stay out of sight. We were like "Stay out of sight? Whatever for?" He explained that the superintendent was on her way, and he didn't want us embarassing the school 'like we always do.' He forced us to sit huddled in a small corner of the science lab until she was done her visit. That was one of the proudest days of my life. It made me feel like a rebel. A rebel....without a cause.

[Julian Vickers]

So is the penis game just yelling "PENIS!" or are there more intricate rules?

[stackny]

We had the same game, except we used racial slurrs and vulgar swear words.

[Jolly McJollyson]

So is the penis game just yelling "PENIS!" or are there more intricate rules?
What a deprived childhood you must have had!

You say penis, then the person you're playing with must outdo you and say it louder. Then you must outdo them.

[Akira]

Lmao at the penis detention.

Just for that:

http://www.spookmaster.com/pumpkin-carving-patterns/pumpkin-carving-patterns-daily-freebie.jpg

[elklandercc]

Lmao at the penis detention.

Just for that:

http://www.spookmaster.com/pumpkin-carving-patterns/pumpkin-carving-patterns-daily-freebie.jpg
So what exactly is this daily freebie???

[earthman buck]

So what exactly is this daily freebie???
It's the free lmao job he gives out every day. You, sir, are one of the lucky ones.

[Kevin Taylor]

Next time you get caught, just tell the teacher you were really hungry and asking if anybody had any peanuts.

[Andrew Sa]

PENIS!!!!! please explain the penis game to me...


how ridiculous is that tho? detention for that?
When I was in school, I spoke to the headboy(thats like the head boy...I dunno how else to describe him...you guys have em in the states?) and told him I urgently needed to speak to the entire school during an assembly (we used to have these giant assemblies in the quad three mornings a week). He let me...it was my mates birthday, so 3 of us got up to the microphone and gave a little mock-sentimental speech before calling my mate up on stage to accept a small token...we then gave him a giant dildo...it was amazing! I got shouted at about it being inappropriate, but even the teachers couldnt resist the humour in it.

[Andrew Sa]

ah, wait, I missed the second page of posts...skipped it by accident...what a cool game.

There's another cool game called goat (I have witnessed, but never taken part in the playing of this game).

basically, you get a huge group of guys together...maybe 20 or so...the more the merrier...you then elect one leader...all of you go to a crowded public place...one in which you will find a room full of people(a corridor in a mall should do)...spread yourselves out in the room...dont let anyone know that all of you are together...now this is the crucial bit...

the leader you have chosen raises his hands above his head in a huge V shape and yells "goat"...at which point everyone involved pees in their pants...


aaah, what a game!

[ericthecableguy]

Haha. YES! I love how the uptight female teacher wrote penis twice on the report.
On a related note, our law teacher snapped the other day. He was like "YOU GUYS TALK EVERY F***ING SECOND!" ...I'll tell you, it shut us up.

[elklandercc]

Haha. YES! I love how the uptight female teacher wrote penis twice on the report.
On a related note, our law teacher snapped the other day. He was like "YOU GUYS TALK EVERY F***ING SECOND!" ...I'll tell you, it shut us up.
If he ever calls you into the tall to have a chat, on the way out, un-zipper your pants. As you walk in, pause, zipper them back up, then go to your seat. Gets the whole class riled up.

[ericthecableguy]

Haha, yes. He is, however a modernist 20something liberal who would give the whole class a speech on homosexual tolerance if they laughed.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

dude.. I give rep points for that one!!!

[rockonn91]

BRILLIANT. so doing that now.

[elklandercc]

Haha, glad to pass on the knowledge. I was sitting here a few weeks ago and I just came up with it. But make sure no one sees or knows you un zippered.

[rockonn91]

heh heh heh.... *plotts mischievious things to do when teacher brings me out of classroom*

[elklandercc]

heh heh heh.... *plotts mischievious things to do when teacher brings me out of classroom*
Whos says its just gotta be for that ocassion. Plot for other events such as office visits, assembly's, or pep rally's. Hell, MY friends and I were disscussing senior prank.

[lyricchic]

Ok - who writes a senior up in march? No one cares by then. That will be a great thing to keep for laughs though, assuming your parents don't flip out on you.

[elklandercc]

Ok - who writes a senior up in march? No one cares by then. That will be a great thing to keep for laughs though, assuming your parents don't flip out on you.
My mom thought it was hilarious, but I didn't tell my dad. He always over reacts and never sees the funny side in anything I've been written up for/ do in general.

[Jolly McJollyson]

But, ya know, in all fairness, isn't the thrill of the penis game the risk of getting in trouble? It wouldn't be funny if it weren't inappropriate to go "PENIS!!!" at the top of your lungs.

[earthman buck]

But, ya know, in all fairness, isn't the thrill of the penis game the risk of getting in trouble? It wouldn't be funny if it weren't inappropriate to go "PENIS!!!" at the top of your lungs.
I think the fun of it is the shock factor. Who expects to hear "PENIS!!!" shouted? Ever?

On the topic of shocking people in funny ways, read this eulogy John Cleese read at Graham Chapman's funeral. According to it, Graham Chapman was exactly the kind of person I hope to be someday.

Graham Chapman eulogy (http://www.montypythonpages.com/index1.htm)

[Cryptic Excretions]

I think the fun of it is the shock factor. Who expects to hear "PENIS!!!" shouted? Ever?

On the topic of shocking people in funny ways, read this eulogy John Cleese read at Graham Chapman's funeral. According to it, Graham Chapman was exactly the kind of person I hope to be someday.

Graham Chapman eulogy (http://www.montypythonpages.com/index1.htm)
Man... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.

[earthman buck]

Man... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
That sounds like one of those games where nobody wins. Like curling.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Man... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
http://library.thinkquest.org/26618/gather/expressions/28/disgusted.jpg

[Cryptic Excretions]

http://library.thinkquest.org/26618/gather/expressions/28/disgusted.jpg
The facial expression of a guy who's just realizing he lost a game of race you to it.

[iamthe_eggman]

I prefer:

http://emotioneric.com/disgust.jpg

OR

http://emotioneric.com/horror.jpg

[Tonja_Renee]

Well Cryptic,

That was interesting, but I have heard similar stories before...

One of the guys that I work with is from South America, and he told me they used to play a game where they would actually have like competitions of who could "shoot" the farthest after.... being stimulated... I don't think they stimulated each other, more like do it yourself kind of thing.. i guess.

Kind of like a spitting contest, but not really.... ewwww.

[Cryptic Excretions]

That's quite a story as well and it kinda makes you wonder what the conversation that led up to that was like.

[Tonja_Renee]

That's quite a story as well and it kinda makes you wonder what the conversation that led up to that was like.


Haha - wouldn't you like to know.... ;) and I'm not telling...

[Cryptic Excretions]

So you actually know what led up to that? Or is this a bluff?

[Tonja_Renee]

So you actually know what led up to that? Or is this a bluff?


Ok - that depends on which conversation you are talking about.... Mine or theirs?

[elklandercc]

Man... the penis game is for lightweights. Some friends of mine crafted a game called "touch the boner." It's a pretty self explanatory game really. Be the first to touch the boner. Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them. None of us have ever tried this game for various phobia-related reasons.
Lmao, I'm pretty sure I'll stick to the penis game. But once again, I got written up by that same teacher. My friend was walkng by to throw away trash and kicked my thigh, so I swung around the other side and gave him a back hand to the arm. Then shortly after that fiasco, I was called down to the office to sign an internal suspension slip of 1 day for lofting a paper airplane.

Oh yea.........I got my license today!

[SPL]

Another game that a friend of mine and I made up is called "race you to it." That one actually has some form of challenge. The goal is that you clasp your friend's part in your hand and he clasps yours and you basically go at it and whoever finishes the job first is the loser for actually getting off to a guy yanking on them.

Some would call that a game. Most would call that gay sex.

[ericthecableguy]

Oh yea.........I got my license today!

Nice, I get mine tommorow morning, hopefully.

[earthman buck]

Some would call that a game. Most would call that gay sex.
Exactly. A game.

[rockonn91]

touche. :cool:

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

do you guys know the muffin game? :cool:

p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!

[Jolly McJollyson]

Some would call that a game. Most would call that gay sex.
Oh god, hahahaha.

[ericthecableguy]

p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!

I've had mine for 2 hours so...wait..S***!

[Cryptic Excretions]

Ok - that depends on which conversation you are talking about.... Mine or theirs?
Now you've really piqued my curiousity.

[Tonja_Renee]

Now you've really piqued my curiousity.

Haha - wouldn't you like to know.... and I'm not telling...

:D I'm still not telling......

[Cryptic Excretions]

:D I'm still not telling......
Fine.... I don't really want to know anyway.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

do you guys know the muffin game? :cool:
well?if you don't, I'm itching to explain it the way it was explained to me!

[Tonja_Renee]

well?if you don't, I'm itching to explain it the way it was explained to me!


Ok - I'll bite... No I have never heard of it... Tell.But I have a strong suspicion that it has to do with Muffins and I don't mean the baked goods... am I right?...lol

[elklandercc]

p.s. I've had my license for like 5 months... so beat that!!!
Yea, I got nothing. Well....whats the fastest you ever drove :p (you driving, not being a passenger)

Congrats eric, glad to hear you passed as well.

[rockonn91]

my story isnt as cool as yours, but still dumb nontheless.

the sin: throwing a paper airplane and hitting another student.
ha.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/shaffer31/detention.jpg

[elklandercc]

my story isnt as cool as yours, but still dumb nontheless.

the sin: throwing a paper airplane and hitting another student.
ha.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v647/shaffer31/detention.jpg
I just served a day internal suspension today for throwing a paper airplane...and I didn't even hit anyone.

[Kevin Taylor]

I just served a day internal suspension today for throwing a paper airplane...and I didn't even hit anyone.

Maybe there was a paper model of the twin towers nearby and they were starting to get nervous. :rolleyes:

[elklandercc]

Lmao, it was was math class so.....

[Akira]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/Sean9/detention.jpg

By the way, your last name rocks.

[Tonja_Renee]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/Sean9/detention.jpg

By the way, your last name rocks.


OK - Akira... Here is another one I don't get... Respirated...what do you mean by that word??

Someone please explain to the dumb chick...

[Akira]

OK - Akira... Here is another one I don't get... Respirated...what do you mean by that word??

Someone please explain to the dumb chick...

Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.

You just respirated.

Although on second thoughts, maybe "respired" would have been the correct word to use.

I'm tired, leave me alone.

[Tonja_Renee]

Breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out.

You just respirated.


I would give you rep points, but I have to spread it around.... Thanks...lol

[Akira]

I would give you rep points, but I have to spread it around.... Thanks...lol

*sigh* :(

[Jolly McJollyson]

*sigh* :(
I have never encountered this "spread it around" thing. Probably because I don't give many rep points.

[magicninja]

I have never encountered this "spread it around" thing. Probably because I don't give many rep points.
That's only because you wanna stay at the top. Rep point hoarder.

Oh, has anyone else seen Waiting? The penis game in that movie was a good one.

[jeffhx]

LOL!!! give rep points.... NOWWW!!!!! NOWWW!!!!

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Yea, I got nothing. Well....whats the fastest you ever drove :p (you driving, not being a passenger)

Congrats eric, glad to hear you passed as well.
fastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.

ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:

"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"

keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.

[elklandercc]

fastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.

ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:

"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"

keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.
Lmao, we talk about a similar game to that in my vending class all the time. Our way you would use a cookie. Dear god I would never play that.

The fastest I ever gone was 120, gotta love these country roads :D .

[rockonn91]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y22/Sean9/detention.jpg

By the way, your last name rocks.

HA! brilliant. nowadays, it could happen.

and my last name rocks? thank you... why's that?

[Andrew Sa]

fastest I've driven was about 95. I was trying to break 100 just so I could say I've done it (I would've of course slowed down after that) but there was too much traffic. I'll have to try it again on another day when there is nobody on the freeway. midnight works well.. I think I was trying to do it around 6:45 pm... going the opposite direction of rush hour, but there was still enough traffic that I didn't think it would be a good idea. someday.

ok, muffin game, as it was explained to me:

"so, my grandma goes up to my dad, and slaps him across the face. and she says 'it's time for you to teach johnny the muffin game!' daddy complained, but she yelled at him and he gave in. So my daddy comes up to my room, and hits me in the head while I'm sleeping. and I'm like 'what is it!' and he's like, 'johnny, it's time for me to teach you the muffin game!' so I rolled out of bed and listened to what he had to say. he said 'johnny, the muffin game is a game, where you get a group of guys, and a muffin. the guys will get in a circle around the muffin and start jerking off onto the muffin. the last one to finish is the loser and he has to eat the muffin.' now come on son, whip out your penis' (at this point, he imitates the dad whipping out his penis, and it being huge. and then he immitates himself whipping out his penis, and it's so small he holds it with only his thumb and index finger) the two go at it, and the dad wins. johnny takes the muffin, and says 'what's that daddy?' and the dad replies, 'it's icing son.' so johnny licks the icing off and says 'I want some more icing dad' so the dad goes again and gives him some more. 'thanks dad!' 'you're welcome son. and now you know the muffin game'"

keep in mind, the guy who was telling this story was high off marijuana, and I think I was a bit too from secondhand smoke.. so this was hilariously funny to the point of bringing tears to me eyes.


Dude that is the ****test story ever, about the ****test game ever...go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done

[Akira]

HA! brilliant. nowadays, it could happen.

and my last name rocks? thank you... why's that?

Well, if I read it correctly, it says "Shafter".

Girls must fall at your feet.

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

Dude that is the ****test story ever, about the ****test game ever...go and sit in the corner and think about what you have done
what're you going to do? send me home from school with a note? :p

[ericthecableguy]

what're you going to do? send me home from school with a note? :p

No, make you eat the muffin. :D

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

No, make you eat the muffin. :D
only if it's your muffin baby :cool:

[Andrew Sa]

what're you going to do? send me home from school with a note? :p
No, I sent you to teh corner, what the hell are you doing back here? Corner Mister...Now..! and dont you dare move until I say you can!

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

No, I sent you to teh corner, what the hell are you doing back here? Corner Mister...Now..! and dont you dare move until I say you can!
*sigh* yes andrew

*sits in corner*

*makes paper airplane*

*throws it and it hits andrew in the head*

[Andrew Sa]

You're asking for double corner time Mister...and if you put one more foot out of line, I'm gonna have to telephone your parents!!!

[Akira]

*gives Andrew a wedgy*

Where's your hard discipline now? Eh?

[ericthecableguy]

only if it's your muffin baby :cool:

It is...............

[Lordathestrings]

It is...............
:p ..............

[elklandercc]

That's only because you wanna stay at the top. Rep point hoarder.

Oh, has anyone else seen Waiting? The penis game in that movie was a good one.
Take a look at the bat wing b****! That movie was the greatest. WE've played that game in my vending class as well, a friend of mine got a kid with the goat haha.

[ericthecableguy]

Weird, this is the 89th post in this thread, and it's still somewhat still on topic.

[Andrew Sa]

*gives Andrew a wedgy*

Where's your hard discipline now? Eh?


I left it with Earthman(help me out here dude) for safe keeping, because I knew someone would be coming with a wedgie~!

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

*tip toes away from corner*

[Andrew Sa]

"Get Back in YOUR CORNER!"

[ericthecableguy]

AND FINISH MY MUFFIN! :mad:

[elklandercc]

:mad: And eat this cookie that I made as well!

[ericthecableguy]

:mad: And eat this cookie that I made as well!
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c219/ericweavers/p.jpg

[6strngs_2hmbkrs]

how about if I just sing a song to you all instead?

[earthman buck]

I left it with Earthman(help me out here dude) for safe keeping, because I knew someone would be coming with a wedgie~!
I'm completely lost. What's going on?

Ah, who am I kidding? I don't care. If it makes you feel better, though, I'll help....with....the mystery task at hand.

[ericthecableguy]

I'm completely lost. What's going on?

Ah, who am I kidding? I don't care. If it makes you feel better, though, I'll help....with....the mystery task at hand.

Don't you have some eggs to clean? :p

[earthman buck]

Don't you have some eggs to clean? :p
Snap. I'll try givin' you some rep for that, but no promises. What with the whole "spread it around" crap.

Yeah, I'll spread it around. Like....avian flu in a turkey barn. *shakes fist at computer*

[Andrew Sa]

Yes! Earthmans getting bird flu! hahah...be sure to post us a review...

[elklandercc]

Once again I can add to this thread...my getting in trouble again. Today we had this career day that we made trifold displays and went to the middle school in their gym. All was well untill one of the teachers put out stuff on our tables to give out to the 8th & 7th graders, so just about everyone (exception of girls) was throwing thiss stuff around. Then the teach decicded it was a good idea to give us twizzlers to hand out. We ate the first batch they handed out, then they gave us the rest which were rock hard and un-eatable. So we were snapping them in half and throwing them around. After about 3 hours of this the teach, who was hit many of times with stuff, told all the guys to line up at the door. We al waited outside for her sp she told the kids who drove over to drive back, the rest of us walked. So we drove back, got to the hs and were told to sit in the auditorium. The girls were at the middle school cleaning up, he he. The teach was so mad she didn't even yell, she just talked in a low tone as she preeceded talking to the vp as the vp yelled at us. So apperantly the whole batch of us, about 40 kids, are getting a day internal suspension. Since she was watching me play guitar a few times throughout the day I might be off the hook, but I was talking to a friend and he said that she had my name highlighted on the attendance sheet for writeups.

I blame that one teacher for handing out the stuff multiple times when they could have stopped it hours before we got kicked out the ms.

[ericthecableguy]

Snap. I'll try givin' you some rep for that, but no promises. What with the whole "spread it around" crap.

Yeah, I'll spread it around. Like....avian flu in a turkey barn. *shakes fist at computer*

Ya, thanks. I've tried several times to give you some, but I think GT is slowing moving into a rep point deadlock. Now get back to work.

*Starts twizzler fight, and blinds elklander in the right eye*

[Kevin Taylor]

What the heck is an 'internal suspension'??

[earthman buck]

What the heck is an 'internal suspension'??
I'm guessing it's when they lay a really powerful guilt trip on you and just leave it at that. They haven't really punished you, and yet they have. It's a suspension of the conscience.

[ericthecableguy]

I think it's when you come to school but sit in the office, or clean garbage instead of going to class.

[elklandercc]

What the heck is an 'internal suspension'??
Its like an all day detention. You sit in a room with whoever else has it that day and do whatever work teachers send you. You can't talk, listen to music, sleep ect... I usually watch videos on my ipod or read gw mags the days I'm in there.

[rockonn91]

Well, if I read it correctly, it says "Shafter".

Girls must fall at your feet.
HA! i wish. nah, its shaffer. teacher just has messy handwriting.


im gunna go by that now, tho.

[Akira]

HA! i wish. nah, its shaffer. teacher just has messy handwriting.


im gunna go by that now, tho.

Ohh, now I see.

But yes, shafter is way cooler.