Chavs?

[jiujitsu_jesus]

What exactly is a "chav"? Is this the British slang word for emo kid?

[heknowsnothing]

What exactly is a "chav"? Is this the British slang word for emo kid?
OMG no. absolutely not. Its not emo. they are the thugs, yobs or whatever you call them *hoodies. they are the tw*ts of society.

[rockonn91]

chav.... hmm i like that word, i think i'll use it. :p

[markc2005]

OMG no. absolutely not. Its not emo. they are the thugs, yobs or whatever you call them *hoodies. they are the tw*ts of society.
well said
i second that

[acapella]

A chav is, in Britain, the same as what we call "idiots" in Canada. Hoods, gangstas, people who smoke, drink, break people's stuff, get in fights, have children at fifteen, die soon after. Pretty much the sort of people that the world would be better off without.

[earthman buck]

www.fat-pie.com

Watch all the Devvo vids. You'll get a pretty good idea of what exactly a chav is.

[Akira]

They think it's funny to shout "get a hair cut" to me, and call me names, aswell as try start fights with me. They are asswipes, and my town is full of them.

Thing is, they only act up when they are in gangs; when they're on their own they don't say/do a thing.

Cowards.

[magicninja]

I know the type. I think this "chavs" word could be derived from the Spanish "Chavala" which translates to punk ass little bitch.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

A chav is, in Britain, the same as what we call "idiots" in Canada. Hoods, gangstas, people who smoke, drink, break people's stuff, get in fights, have children at fifteen, die soon after. Pretty much the sort of people that the world would be better off without.

Ah, I see! In Australia, we call them "yobs", "derros", or, specifically in Western Sydney, "Westies" :D .

[acapella]

They think it's funny to shout "get a hair cut" to me, and call me names, aswell as try start fights with me. They are asswipes, and my town is full of them.

Thing is, they only act up when they are in gangs; when they're on their own they don't say/do a thing.

Cowards.

Exactly, exactly what they do to me. Exactly.

[earthman buck]

They think it's funny to shout "get a hair cut" to me, and call me names, aswell as try start fights with me. They are asswipes, and my town is full of them.

Thing is, they only act up when they are in gangs; when they're on their own they don't say/do a thing.

Cowards.
That's exactly what they do to me too! Me and acapella and a couple of our other friends are gonna make a comedy movie consisting entirely of funny things that chavs have said or done to us. It's gonna be called "the Juice-bowl Theory." (don't even ask)

[jiujitsu_jesus]

It's gonna be called "the Juice-bowl Theory." (don't even ask)

Sorry, I just have to ask. :D What do you mean by the Juice-Bowl Theory? I'd be intrigued to know...

[acapella]

You'd probably need to see the picture to understand the theory. I'm sure earthman will explain it, I don't have the patience.

[earthman buck]

Sorry, I just have to ask. :D What do you mean by the Juice-Bowl Theory? I'd be intrigued to know...
Ok, if you really want to know.....

Imagine life as a series of bowls. I'm not sure exactly how many, in this crudely-drawn diagram, there are three.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/juicebowl.jpg
Now pretend that in the bottom of the top bowl there sits some juice. In this picture, the juice is blue. This first bowl represents school, and the juice represents non-idiots. Non-chavs, if you will. Now let's suppose you pour some water into this bowl. This represents idiots/chavs coming into the school. The juice floats above the water towards the top of the bowl. This represents you getting closer to graduation.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/juicebowl2.jpg
Eventually, the water forces the juice out, and it spills out into the next bowl: the working world. The same thing happens, as more water spills in from the school-bowl. The juice rises to the top, ever-closer to retirement. At some point, it spills over into the third bowl: retirement. I guess this could be represented (in a person's later years) as a retirement home. More water/idiots keep spilling in from the working world, and eventually the juice spills over onto the carpet, which is death.

Of course, juice doesn't really float on water, so it'd have to be some other fluid. I chose to use juice because of what it would actually do when water is poured on it. It would mix. If there are 10 good, non-chavs in a school, there is a pretty good chance at least one of those will be an idiot by the time their education is done. I guess the fluid would have to be something between juice and oil.

Also, the number of bowls varies depending on your life. Secondary education could add a bowl. I guess promotions and whatnot in work could be sub-bowls.

[acapella]

Ok, if you really want to know.....

Imagine life as a series of bowls. I'm not sure exactly how many, in this crudely-drawn diagram, there are three.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/juicebowl.jpg
Now pretend that in the bottom of the top bowl there sits some juice. In this picture, the juice is blue. This first bowl represents school, and the juice represents non-idiots. Non-chavs, if you will. Now let's suppose you pour some water into this bowl. This represents idiots/chavs coming into the school. The juice floats above the water towards the top of the bowl. This represents you getting closer to graduation.
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/ab200/juicebowl2.jpg
Eventually, the water forces the juice out, and it spills out into the next bowl: the working world. The same thing happens, as more water spills in from the school-bowl. The juice rises to the top, ever-closer to retirement. At some point, it spills over into the third bowl: retirement. I guess this could be represented (in a person's later years) as a retirement home. More water/idiots keep spilling in from the working world, and eventually the juice spills over onto the carpet, which is death.

Of course, juice doesn't really float on water, so it'd have to be some other fluid. I chose to use juice because of what it would actually do when water is poured on it. It would mix. If there are 10 good, non-chavs in a school, there is a pretty good chance at least one of those will be an idiot by the time their education is done. I guess the fluid would have to be something between juice and oil.

Also, the number of bowls varies depending on your life. Secondary education could add a bowl. I guess promotions and whatnot in work could be sub-bowls.

There you have it.

[rockonn91]

whoah.

deep.

+1

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Genius! You've come up with a formula for life: your proximity to death is directly proportional to your dying age minus the number of idiots you've had to endure so far, or p=d-c. Of course, there's no way of definitively establishing what your dying age will be, but it at least proves that chavs are the inevitable indirect cause of death for all socially active human beings :D .

[acapella]

Genius! You've come up with a formula for life: your proximity to death is directly proportional to your dying age minus the number of idiots you've had to endure so far, or p=d-c. Of course, there's no way of definitively establishing what your dying age will be, but it at least proves that chavs are the inevitable indirect cause of death for all socially active human beings :D .

Does that mean we get rep points? 'Cause...I was there when he came up with it. And I hate chavs.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

Yeah! Let's have +2 rep for acapella rapeme and earthman buck.

[acapella]

Hurray!.....

[rockonn91]

i like juice.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

i like juice.

That's good - I like juice too. Chavs don't like juice, though. They only like cheap beer - and water ;) .

[earthman buck]

That's good - I like juice too. Chavs don't like juice, though. They only like cheap beer - and water ;) .
Or just watery beer.

[rockonn91]

thats the WORST!

[CW14]

I wish death apon all chavs. Scum of the earth.

[jiujitsu_jesus]

If that happened, there'd be about fifty people left in my school of a thousand!

[CW14]

If that happened, there'd be about fifty people left in my school of a thousand!
Well my hometown would have a population of 0... glad to be outta there

[capohead]

Chav (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav)

Chav (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav)

Chav (http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-cha2.htm)

Search engines are your friend :D

[Akira]

deep.

I must reiterate:

http://www.taylor.org/~argus/all/incountry/missouri/steve_cheryl_%20wed_5_2003_columbia/robs_long_awaited_pictures/Deep%20Throat.jpg

[rockonn91]

hahahahhaa. lmao.

so classic.

[CW14]

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.


Why is it a shame if 3 chavs drive off a cliff in a Holden Commodore?

The commodore seats 5


You're driving down the street and see a chav riding a bike across the road. Why do you try not to hit it?

Theres a good chance it's your bike.

[Akira]

What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?

A start.


Why is it a shame if 3 chavs drive off a cliff in a Holden Commodore?

The commodore seats 5


You're driving down the street and see a chav riding a bike across the road. Why do you try not to hit it?

Theres a good chance it's your bike.

Lmao.

[Andrew Sa]

I know the type. I think this "chavs" word could be derived from the Spanish "Chavala" which translates to punk ass little bitch.


as far as I know, the word Chav stems from "Council Housed and Violent upbringings" which is used in the Uk...tho I may be wrong.

I love Chavs...they're just so damn funny..."Oi Bruv, your mum amkes gravy for leppars innit?"...what a funny way to talk...and there is just summin about pastel coloured tacksuits, hoodies and white trainers that just makes you wanna laugh.